I think I might be jesus

I can't believe it. I just read this again. He said "Robbie Williams" - I somehow got "Robin Williams"... great, now one of my posts doesn't make sense either.

Though I understand either way, I'd want to get Robbie back after three days too - this is for your vapid and souless pop! This is for sleeping with the Spice Girls meaning they continued to get attention long after their careers were dead! Kudos for appearing on Little Britain though, it was a good skit.

*Pokes a thread with stick. Announces to others* I don't know what this thing is.

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I had a dream last night,that I were on a cross and people were throwing rocks at me,there was one guy in particular I hated,and I said ''I'm gonna come back in 3 days and kick your ass!''

😠

BTW, the giant and me became friends after I threw my spear at him, and it just fell on the floor like some light stupid toy.....

Originally posted by debbiejo
I had a dream once that I was in an arena fighting a giant. Everyone said "Don't worry, Jesus will come and save you"....I waited and waited, then finally I saw him......HE WAS IN THE SEATS DRINKING AND WATCHING.........He didn't care about me.......... 🙁

BTW, the giant and me became friends after I threw my spear at him, and it just fell on the floor like some light stupid toy.....

Jesus was probably mad at that outcome - he most likely bet all the Churches money on the Giant winning in less then three minutes.

At least it wasn't Commodus in the stands watching you with a crown of thorns on.

😂

Jesus was drinking......Imagine by disbelief that he didn't even care about the giant....

Was he drinking the blood of Christ? Though I guess going out for a quick tipple wouldn't be that expensive for him, glass of water and he has some wine.

I'd prefer water. Any ancient wine had to be pretty bitter.

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I had a dream last night,that I were on a cross and people were throwing rocks at me,there was one guy in particular I hated,and I said ''I'm gonna come back in 3 days and kick your ass!''

😠

Maybe the fact that not alot of people like you on the forums transmitted to your subconscious where you had a dream that people didn't like you in your dream as well.

Just a thought.....

Originally posted by Punker69
Maybe the fact that not alot of people like you on the forums transmitted to your subconscious where you had a dream that people didn't like you in your dream as well.

Just a thought.....

Originally posted by Punker69
Maybe the fact that not alot of people like you on the forums transmitted to your subconscious where you had a dream that people didn't like you in your dream as well.

Just a thought.....

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