Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Slowly I, Namor start telling stories about my pimpin' skills, making the opposite team extremely jealous as I tell them about the womanizing I have had over the long years I have spent. I show them images of the chicks I have had the luxury to share a bed with, making them cry like little girls.After I have crushed all the faith they have in their manhood, I start to show off the limitless wealth I have, after all I practically do own 75% of the planet. I also flaunt the fact that I have a kingdom full of hot blue-skinned babes who adore me and who would jump in bed with me in a second if I would just say a word. After this I remind them of my good looks and the fact that since I doesn't age, I will stay like this forever.
By now, most of the opposing team should have done a suicide, but the remaining members who cry in the ground, realizing that their lives are pathetic compared to mine are taken out by next of my team, who are wearing ear plugs...😛
And thats when I sting em 😄