Authority VERSUS Avengers - Kmc style !

Started by King KAM10 pages

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Waitasec...we have Quick Freeze. He's a walking, breathing, PIS machine. He's Flash mixed with Iceman. And even if only half the propaganda about those 2 is true, he's unstoppable.

Every person on your team has every single one of their molecules frozen in the first pico-second of the fight. And if you manage to hurt him, he'll go water vapor on you asses and just freeze your lungs at the speed of light.

😎

no....we have Me....I'm Captain America, and I AM the walking breathing PIS machine, so much PIS that they even let me beat on wolverine....

Originally posted by King KAM
no....we have Me....I'm Captain America, and I AM the walking breathing PIS machine, so much PIS that they even let me beat on wolverine....

Jobber Aura. Different than PIS.

Both earth-shatteringly-dumb forces. But PIS trumps jobber aura every time. Besides, it says so in the forum rules, so it must be true... *goes to edit forum rules*

😉

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Waitasec...we have Quick Freeze. He's a walking, breathing, PIS machine. He's Flash mixed with Iceman. And even if only half the propaganda about those 2 is true, he's unstoppable.

Every person on your team has every single one of their molecules frozen in the first pico-second of the fight. And if you manage to hurt him, he'll go water vapor on you asses and just freeze your lungs at the speed of light.

😎

Except QF is combined with Hawkman, which means he's certain to die and be reincarnated as another version of Hawkman at least three times before he could pull off the speed-blitzard. By the time he gets done fighting your own teammates each time he "meets you for the first time," the battle will be over.

Since Clint won't be seen as a threat by the Authority powerhouses, he'll be delivering one sucker punch after another as the outnumbered Authority members fight with his "more dangerous" temmates.

Dizzle: Vibranium arrow and Broadhead simultaneously. His swords dissolve as he tries to (otherwise successfully) parry and the second arrow takes out his voicebox. (Sorry, D.)

Grey fox: Net+ two shock arrows, (since with Marv, it'll take two)

Scoobless: The "Ultron Killer" adamantium tipped with enough electricity to KO the Abomination even when set to "Stun"

Quick Freeze: See above.

Khellendros: Burst of Pym particles. See you when you get back from the microverse.

DigiMark: Knockout gas.

TheKhan: He'll just take him out for a night of pool, babes, and beer. After the Khan's amalgam get's laid, his Rorshach half will finally relax and stop being such a hardass all the time, and the Lobo half will just keep right on carousing unti long after the fight is over.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Jobber Aura. Different than PIS.

Both earth-shatteringly-dumb forces. But PIS trumps jobber aura every time. Besides, it says so in the forum rules, so it must be true... *goes to edit forum rules*

😉

*grabs him slaps digi around a a few times for good measure, then tosses his unconcious body to the side* two down....

Originally posted by Soleran
Vision is now in Iron Lad's old armor who traveled in time, its a Kang invention. So now Vision has his old abilities and Iron Lads abilities.

Vision only has Ironlads memories no timetravel.......... 😉

Originally posted by S.S
Vision only has Ironlads memories no timetravel.......... 😉
no he has visions memories took, he uploaded them......

Originally posted by King KAM
no he has visions memories took, he uploaded them......

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I said Vision has Ironlads memories.I know Ironlad uploaded the old visions files on possible avengers.

Originally posted by S.S
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I said Vision has Ironlads memories.I know Ironlad uploaded the old visions files on possible avengers.
nazi

hitler Fanboy scum

Originally posted by S.S
hitler Fanboy scum
you do realize that i AM captain america.....and you know what i do to Nazi's.....*grabs his own crotch*

Originally posted by Laminator_X
Except QF is combined with Hawkman, which means he's certain to die and be reincarnated as another version of Hawkman at least three times before he could pull off the speed-blitzard. By the time he gets done fighting your own teammates each time he "meets you for the first time," the battle will be over.

Since Clint won't be seen as a threat by the Authority powerhouses, he'll be delivering one sucker punch after another as the outnumbered Authority members fight with his "more dangerous" temmates.

Dizzle: Vibranium arrow and Broadhead simultaneously. His swords dissolve as he tries to (otherwise successfully) parry and the second arrow takes out his voicebox. (Sorry, D.)

Grey fox: Net+ two shock arrows, (since with Marv, it'll take two)

Scoobless: The "Ultron Killer" adamantium tipped with enough electricity to KO the Abomination even when set to "Stun"

Quick Freeze: See above.

Khellendros: Burst of Pym particles. See you when you get back from the microverse.

DigiMark: Knockout gas.

TheKhan: He'll just take him out for a night of pool, babes, and beer. After the Khan's amalgam get's laid, his Rorshach half will finally relax and stop being such a hardass all the time, and the Lobo half will just keep right on carousing unti long after the fight is over.

This is why we have Hawkeye in the KMC Avengers. Great Job Laminator! 💃

Originally posted by Thunderstrike
This is why we have Hawkeye in the KMC Avengers. Great Job Laminator! 💃
he did kinda just take out their whole team....

i coulda did it too....without fancy smancy arrows

All you need is a shield toss.

Originally posted by Thunderstrike
All you need is a shield toss.
simply one....and all who dare stand against me shall perish.

Does the 'finger kill' on Captain america

Originally posted by grey fox
Does the 'finger kill' on Captain america
*jobber aura protects him*

Why the hell do I get SPIDERMAN'S powers? Screw that, I claim Spartan 3.0's powers in addition to Majestic's.

Originally posted by Laminator_X
Khellendros: Burst of Pym particles. See you when you get back from the microverse.

Faster than lightspeed flight + less than nanosecond reaction time +microscopic vision. You never touch me. I teleport you all to pieces using my newly claimed Spartan 3.0 powers in one picosecond.

Originally posted by Khellendros
Faster than lightspeed flight + less than nanosecond reaction time +microscopic vision. You never touch me. I teleport you all to pieces using my newly claimed Spartan 3.0 powers in one picosecond.

Sure, but when I ignite two flare arrows in my hands and strike a dramatic 90's-ish pose, Majestic'll start jobbing just like he did to Union. ; )

Originally posted by Laminator_X
the speed-blitzard.

Speed Blitzard?! 😂

Yeah, thanks for doing my work for me. You all die via QF's speed-blitzard. 🙄 😎