ROTS Anakin versus ROTJ Luke

Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
Hayden Christian's chest muscles are not something I am generally interested in... 🙄

Now Padme...

What chest muscles?

I thought those were too firm to be breasts....

I wonder how much ANakin could bench. I bet I could spear him...

Before or after he caves your skull in with his mechanical arm?

Has this turned into the "Anakin's body" thread?

Oh yes.

He looks unusually strange in that picture.

How so?

He has no arms

Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
And you were paying attention to these kind of details?

Originally posted by Janus Marius
Before or after he caves your skull in with his mechanical arm?

Meh, mechanical arms are overrated. My 98 year old grandma can bench press more than him.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
How so?

It's Hayden Christensen in bed with Natalie Portman with a mechanical arm and unusually slick hair.

I meant he has no definition on his arms.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Anakin takes off his belt and delivers some fatherly discipline.

In that scenario, Luke would win after Anakin got embarrassed.

Yep. I'm a witty, hilarious mother****er.

In three years you amassed 20,000 posts. That's both bad, and wrong. Like killing people. There should be a new word to describe killing. Wrong-bad. Or, badong. That's it. Killing is badong.

And so are you, Blax. Very, very badong.

anakin completely destroys luke in all of these. did you not see anakin in rots? he's ripped so he'd definitely win the fist fight, the other two fights are kinda obvious

To be fair, RotJ Luke legitimately defeated Darth "80%-of-Palpatine" Vader, so the guy's got The Right Stuff.

i did'nt heard about it