Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
The mormons believe that a Jewish guy sailed a boat here from Israel in 600 something BC and his descendants split into two groups. One was pure and good, the other nasty and evil. The bad guys killed all but one of the good guys and he carved their rules into golden plaques, written in Egyptian heiroglyphics, and buried them under a tree in upstate New York. These plaques were later found by Joe Smith in his back yard and he founded the Mormon religion.*pay no attention to Mr. Smith's criminal record and his history of scamming people for their money*
Joseph Smith was called a prophet
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He started the Mormon religion
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Joseph Smith was called a prophet
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Many people believed Joseph
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And that night he saw an angel
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Joseph Smith was called a prophet
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He found the stones and golden plates
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Even though nobody else ever saw them
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And that's how the Book of Mormon was written
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Martin went home to his wife
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And showed her pages from the Book of Mormon
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So Martin went on back to Smith
Said the pages had gone away
Smith got mad and told Martin
He needed to go pray
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