American History 101

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Joseph Smith was called a prophet
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He started the Mormon religion
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Joseph Smith was called a prophet
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Many people believed Joseph
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And that night he saw an angel
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Joseph Smith was called a prophet
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He found the stones and golden plates
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Even though nobody else ever saw them
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And that's how the Book of Mormon was written
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Martin went home to his wife
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And showed her pages from the Book of Mormon
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Lucy Harris smart smart smart
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So Martin went on back to Smith
Said the pages had gone away
Smith got mad and told Martin
He needed to go pray

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I love that song....but now I will make fun of you because I alluded to it first....*makes fun of Adam*

And I will harass you for posting the whole f-ing thing. 😠

The early nordic people's did come here long before Columbus. However, the first people's are, historically, reported to be those native "Asian" tribes that first crossed the barring straights, hunting and following game.