Omg! Creationism Has Just Been Proven!

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Omg! Creationism Has Just Been Proven!

An austalian guy (with the help of Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron) singlehandedly proves Intelligent Design!

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/2204.html

😆 You are my new best friend....

Then why aren't all fruits and vegitables shaped like the banana? And why aren't all humans tall enough to reach them on the tree?

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Then why aren't all fruits and vegitables shaped like the banana? And why aren't all humans tall enough to reach them on the tree?

mhm

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Then why aren't all fruits and vegitables shaped like the banana? And why aren't all humans tall enough to reach them on the tree?
Because of smug hedonistic bastards like you! (just kidding)

So if the banana appears to be made for easy human use, why isn't everything else?

Are we only supposed to eat bananas now? What if you're allergic?

Is it me or was even ultra-Christian actor Kirk Cameron fighting to keep from laughing on that one?

Re: Omg! Creationism Has Just Been Proven!

Originally posted by Black Rob
An austalian guy (with the help of Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron) singlehandedly proves Intelligent Design!

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/2204.html

hahahaha 😆

The mystery of life revealed!! Behold and fall to the ground in awe!

haha, that was hilarious!

If you think this is proof of Creationism, I have a bridge to sell you really cheap.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
If you think this is proof of Creationism, I have a bridge to sell you really cheap.
How much does it cost?

Originally posted by Black Rob
How much does it cost?

For you just $300. If your interested, me and I'll give you an address to send a money order to. 😄

OMG L😂L

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
For you just $300. If your interested, me and I'll give you an address to send a money order to. 😄

I'm his manager. You have to cut me a processing fee of $50.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
I'm his manager. You have to cut me a processing fee of $50.

Ok 😆

Originally posted by Black Rob
Because of smug hedonistic bastards like you! (just kidding)

So, my smug attitude is kind of like dinosaur bones, in that it has been placed in the path of the truely god-loving as a test of faith?

Originally posted by Janus Marius
What if you're allergic?

Then you will go to hell....God said so....

So if the glory of god can be found in a delicious banana I suppose plantains are gods sick little joke.

so what are they going to discover next?

"made by Allah" writen on every cell?

We evolved from apes. What the **** do you think apes eat? I don't like Bananas anyway.

Can someone please edit that clip to replace the word banana with penis?