Omg! Creationism Has Just Been Proven!

Started by BackFire3 pages

A dick also has a similar shape of a banana, easily will fit into a persons mouth, therefor God promotes fellatio. I'm now a Christian.

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Well, there went BF to the dark side...

What was God thinking when he made coconuts???
Oh, well...
Good one...

Originally posted by BackFire
A dick also has a similar shape of a banana, easily will fit into a persons mouth, therefor God promotes fellatio. I'm now a Christian.

lmao

Originally posted by The Omega
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Well, there went BF to the dark side...

What was God thinking when he made coconuts???
Oh, well...
Good one...

God was thinking about bowling. 😆

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
So, my smug attitude is kind of like dinosaur bones, in that it has been placed in the path of the truely god-loving as a test of faith?
exactly

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Can someone please edit that clip to replace the word banana with penis?
Gonna work on that right now...

Oh, I gotta see that final video.

Backfire your hilarious !

And Black Rob, you're even MORE HILARIOUS !

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lol. Kirk Cameron.

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I KNOW what a JOKE !

The "Full House" depiction of life isn't realistic people. It's a FANTASY world...get with the program .

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People amaze me... continuously.

This deserves a bump.

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I really got to edit that video like i promised

Originally posted by Black Rob
I really got to edit that video like i promised

Yeah, when you get that I wanna see it. Should be hilarious.

I tried to hold the bannan like that...it didn't line up 🙁

Am I not a child of god? cry

Oh noes! The Anti-Christ is Alliance! *Hiss*

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IVE BEEN EXPOSED! firefirefireph

Does that mean i get to be Secretary General of the UN like in Left Behind 😎?

Yeah, but I guess the mark of the beast is the Alliance symbol. Damn. Granny was right when she said that Star Wars was of the devil.

...hehe....the sig works nicely with that...

Star Wars may be of the devil, but the Repvblic will still kick your (in this case your granny's) arse!

LOL! this is so ridiculous...i cannot believe that a considerable percentage of (man?)kind still believes in this nonsense...

why does a car drive? because God wants it to drive? why the hell didn't he give Jesus a cool Escalade with lotsa bling bling, two thousand years ago?

dear creationists...please lighten up...what's so bad about having an ape amidst your expanded relations? look at them...they don't wage war for black sauce or strap TNT around their waiste...