LOL! this is so ridiculous...i cannot believe that a considerable percentage of (man?)kind still believes in this nonsense...
why does a car drive? because God wants it to drive? why the hell didn't he give Jesus a cool Escalade with lotsa bling bling, two thousand years ago?
dear creationists...please lighten up...what's so bad about having an ape amidst your expanded relations? look at them...they don't wage war for black sauce or strap TNT around their waiste...