How Long Is Your Johnson? (a T.H. Production)

Originally posted by DarkC
Okay, make it slightly above 6". ^

😆 I suck at eyeballing length.

lol

Originally posted by Xirius
Im so embarrased.....I didnt know those people had those cameras.............. and now its all over the internet........

and I can explain..........it was really cold outside!!

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
How do you.... can you even.... what about.... huh.... is that possi... how do you put on your.... wow.... too big

What...........too much orange paint?

Originally posted by Xirius
What...........too much orange paint?

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
Why would you even paint it?

I dunno............as......a tribute to Neill Armstrong.....................

who...ah......also painted his penis orange, on one or more occassions..... or so I believe.

Originally posted by Xirius
I dunno............as......a tribute to Neill Armstrong.....................

who...ah......also painted his penis orange, on one or more occassions..... or so I believe.

i have twelve inches of pure scottish beef..............in the freezer downstairs

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
you know how I know you're gay?

Is it because of my bumper sticker which states said homosexuality?

Or is it because I have a girlfriend?

Originally posted by Xirius
Is it because of my bumper sticker which states said homosexuality?

Originally posted by Xirius
Or is it because I have a girlfriend?

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
Nope, it's because you have a bumper sticker that says "I love it when balls are in my face"

Yeah, thats the one I was talking about.

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
I highly doubt that.

Originally posted by Xirius
Ok, well I dont know you, and you dont know me............ so, strangely, I dont give a crap what you believe.

7.2 inches

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
say wha?

Thats "wha" I was saying.

Originally posted by Xirius
Well, you can doubt I have a girlfriend if you want, because I dont know you, so your opinion doesnt really affect me.
And you can call me gay if you want, because that really wont affect me, seeing as how I have a girlfriend, regardless of your beliefs..........

Thats "wha" I was saying.

But apprently you care so much to let me know you don't care, therefore you care a little. If you did indeed not care as to what I thought of you, you wouldn't have even bothered.

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
Nope, it's because you have a bumper sticker that says "I love it when balls are in my face"

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
I never said I doubted that you had a girlfriend.

But apprently you care so much to let me know you don't care, therefore you care a little. If you did indeed not care as to what I thought of you, you wouldn't have even bothered.

Scroll about half way up the page, and youll see where you said that.

And as for "caring so much as to let you know....", I was just replying to your post, so as not to childishly ignore you. As I've said, believe what you want, it really doesnt matter.

Originally posted by §cimitar
That was very, very lame. ❌