How Long Is Your Johnson? (a T.H. Production)

I'm neither proud nor ashamed of mine.

I'll post a pic on KMC....

kidding.

Originally posted by Xirius
Im straight, I cant speak for anyone else.

was considering posting a pic but then the words BAN and GAY came into my head...

this thread should've been called "How Long's Your Shlong?"

why i prefer johnson shlong is so crude lol

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
this thread should've been called "How Long's Your Shlong?"

Wow.....the version of this made in 2003 only lasted for two posts before being shut down.
This one's already on seven pages.

My Johnson is so big it crosses over Vienna and Flat Lick. ermm

Originally posted by Itzak
My Johnson is so big it crosses over Vienna and Flat Lick. ermm

tchh...........thats not so big.................. 😮

.........*eyes wide open*

*average sized cock*

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
Nope, it's because you have a bumper sticker that says "I love it when balls are in my face"

Let's try to play nice eveyone. Including you DJ.

😐

I don't have a penis, woooooooo! 😄

Interesting question... 😮 How do you convert centimetres to inches becaue I only have a centimetre/ millimetre ruler! 😆

OK... I find an inch ruler... and ine's small! 🙁 Only 5 1/2-ish... 😮

.....is it really that big of a deal? a penis is a penis to me.......I guess, hahahaha

Originally posted by SelphieT
.....is it really that big of a deal? a penis is a penis to me.......I guess, hahahaha

you say that but the majotiy of guys (including me) are afraid girls will think we are too small.

Originally posted by cain marko
you say that but the majotiy of guys (including me) are afraid girls will think we are too small.

well....those will probably be the girls who have already had sex....which I haven't.....which makes sense.......?

....I really don't care. I can only judge when I finally "do it" 😂