Sexual Harrasment

Originally posted by meep-meep
Wow Botankus looks like you've been doing you're research... 😆

Hehe...nitpicking....hehe.

Originally posted by botankus
Of course we all work together. Our next assignment is at 2631 S. 12th St. Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Some guy who won't pay his phone bill. We've been told to call 672-6423 to verify this assignment. Debs, Bardock, and I are supposed to confiscate his phone.

Yeah and then to sexual harass the fella.

None of you'd be interested in picking up a nudy magazine on the way would you? I can pay the bill just give me 6 months...and that magaizne...and would you mind getting some lotion while your out?

No problem, just split that $1000 with us once you're done with it.

Originally posted by botankus
No problem, just split that $1000 with us once you're done with it.

And when Botankus says Split he means give it to us....all of it.

And wash your hands before you give it to us.

Originally posted by botankus
And wash your hands before you give it to us.

Twice

Originally posted by Bardock42
And if you call lying in a bed all day long staring at the ceiling work-...then yes.

What do you mean?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
What do you mean?

...I don't enjoy explaining my jokes...so please...don't make me.

Originally posted by Bardock42
...I don't enjoy explaining my jokes...so please...don't make me.

Sorry I didn't know it was a joke. 😛

Originally posted by botankus
No problem, just split that $1000 with us once you're done with it.

Now wait one f-ing minute. I haven't even gotten a bill and you all are wanting all my 1000 hard(!) earned bucks? I know all those calls to 1-800-freak-ho werent that long. I usually finish in about 45 seconds.

Originally posted by meep-meep
Now wait one f-ing minute. I haven't even gotten a bill and you all are wanting all my 1000 hard(!) earned bucks? I know all those calls to 1-800-freak-ho werent that long. I usually finish in about 45 seconds.

It's not about the length of the calls...it's the huge amount

Originally posted by botankus
No problem, just split that $1000 with us once you're done with it.

You see I got this fetish about ejaculating on my money...I'm not sure but I think it's some sort of a power thing for me...well hope you like sperm soaked money. Oh and I'll be sure to wash my hands...twice.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It's not about the length of the calls...it's the huge amount

Of course we all work together. Our next assignment is at 2631 S. 12th St. Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Some guy who won't pay his phone bill. We've been told to call 672-6423 to verify this assignment. Debs, Bardock, and I are supposed to confiscate his phone.

Yeah and then to sexual harass the fella.

And when Botankus says Split he means give it to us....all of it.

It's not about the length of the calls...it's the huge amount

😗