Respect Bullseye

Started by Darth Jello10 pages

I think it's more his bones and luck. If he's gotta healing factor derived from his treatments with Darkwind it's very minor. He has survived being impaled directly in the chest in an old Deadpool issue though, and he seems to be throwing thing just fine despite Frank crippling him by shooting him through the hands in Punisher #1 from way back when.

yeah, he did the whole impaled deal just recently in Elektra as well.
he was walking around ticked off, but was okay, though in that he did have to go to the infirmary for a bit. he also took a bad injury in Dark Wolverine from and explosion and was shown laid out in a hospital.
he gets better pretty quick, but then again most comic characters do.

I don't recall him being in a hospital in Dark Wolverine. Issue #77, right? Am I missing a page or something?

I think the most he's ever been out (that's been pretty clearly stated) was for a month after being hit by a bus at the end of the Murdock Papers.

@StiltmanFTW: yeah, your right, had to go back and read it. Daken was in the hospital bed, Karla says to him the Bullseye is fine. ive got to stop doing this while im half asleep.

@Darth Jello: i see what you mean about Bendis now. In Dark Reign: The List - Avengers he takes a mess of rounds point blank, and Clint reminds him he'll heal. thinking of posting that scan but it's kind of stupefying.

Well, also keep in mind that Bullseye wears kevlar. I'm pretty sure that even the purple suit is lined with it. So he's got a very healthy physique, a skeleton that's about 88% adamantium bonded and a suit that covers much of his body that's got som sort of kevlar weave throughout most of it. It's quite possible that it would take more than one bullet to down him.

He wasn't wearing kevlar when Clint shot him, Jello.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Well, also keep in mind that Bullseye wears kevlar. I'm pretty sure that even the purple suit is lined with it. So he's got a very healthy physique, a skeleton that's about 88% adamantium bonded and a suit that covers much of his body that's got som sort of kevlar weave throughout most of it. It's quite possible that it would take more than one bullet to down him.

When Clint shot him around 6 times point blank he had just woken up, wasnt wearing his suit

hmm, ok then. I need to get caught up. That is pretty hard to fathom. Where was he shot? The comics have pretty much clearly established that his ribs are some of the bones that are definitely not bonded with adamantium.

You know what? I'll just post that controversial scan.

Dark Reign: The List - Avengers

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/4559/bullseyeronin.jpg

He was also shot in Spidey's "New ways to die 5" and then he took a LOT of bullets.

Well unfortunately it looks like other than the shot to his collarbone (maybe), most of those bullets hit solid adamantium. I think one of the reasons why Denny O'Neil had his bones bonded was because he somehow knew that because of his personality, future superheros would enjoy punishing him in horrible ways.

Maybe we should compile a list of injuries?
I'll start. This is gonna be incomplete because I'm goldbricking at work and won't be home for a few hours. I'll fill in some of the missing ones since I have pretty much all of his earlier appearances at home.

DD #161- Suffers a nervous breakdown due to brain tumor

DD #189- Concussion (head smashed against railroad track). Tumor removed.

DD #181- Falls off high wire onto train track with twisting motion. Multiple broken bones, spine severed at C3.

DD #200- Concussed after repeated blows to the head.

DD Predator's Smile- Shot repeatedly (stopped by kevlar suit). Beaten unconscious (if I remember correctly).

DD #190-Beaten unconscious by Daredevil

Punisher v3 #1-Shot through both hands.

Deadpool #28- Impaled in chest by boomerang shaped piece of metal (don't remember what it was off the top of my head).

DD-Guardian Devil- Front teeth knocked out by DD's club.

DD-Hardcore-Several teeth knocked out by DD. Concussion (head smacked against pavement. Tattoo carved into forehead with sharp stone by DD.

Greatest Hits-Fake tooth knocked out.

DD-Murdock Papers- Thrown out of window, several teeth broken, hit by a bus breaking several ribs and both legs.

DD-Devil in Cellblock D-Beaten unconscious with rifle butt.

Thunderbolts-Faith in Monsters-Neck snapped by American Eagle, speech center of brain fried with nanochains.

To be added later-other DD appearances, Streets of poison, Punisher countdown.

Also, keep in mind that everything before DD #198 or so has him as a regular old baseline human with no metal bones or enhanced abilities whatsoever. Just a lot of training and an armored suit.

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
He was also shot in Spidey's "New ways to die 5" and then he took a LOT of bullets.

Heard about that. He was wearing his suit then though, wasn't he? Any chance for scans?

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Well unfortunately it looks like other than the shot to his collarbone (maybe), most of those bullets hit solid adamantium.

Doesn't matter. Bullets still shatter/ricochet over metal bones resulting in severe tissue damage.

Clint could've continued shooting, but he thought that would be pretty much pointless. "Too bad you'll heal".

I guess we'll have to wait for some new handbook and see if they made that accelerated healing thing official or not.

Based on his quote from issue 1 of greatest hits, I still want to read a comic where he kills someone using his own turds.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Maybe we should compile a list of injuries?
I'll start. This is gonna be incomplete because I'm goldbricking at work and won't be home for a few hours. I'll fill in some of the missing ones since I have pretty much all of his earlier appearances at home.

DD #161- Suffers a nervous breakdown due to brain tumor

DD #189- Concussion (head smashed against railroad track). Tumor removed.

DD #181- Falls off high wire onto train track with twisting motion. Multiple broken bones, spine severed at C3.

DD #200- Concussed after repeated blows to the head.

DD Predator's Smile- Shot repeatedly (stopped by kevlar suit). Beaten unconscious (if I remember correctly).

DD #190-Beaten unconscious by Daredevil

Punisher v3 #1-Shot through both hands.

Deadpool #28- Impaled in chest by boomerang shaped piece of metal (don't remember what it was off the top of my head).

DD-Guardian Devil- Front teeth knocked out by DD's club.

DD-Hardcore-Several teeth knocked out by DD. Concussion (head smacked against pavement. Tattoo carved into forehead with sharp stone by DD.

Greatest Hits-Fake tooth knocked out.

DD-Murdock Papers- Thrown out of window, several teeth broken, hit by a bus breaking several ribs and both legs.

DD-Devil in Cellblock D-Beaten unconscious with rifle butt.

Thunderbolts-Faith in Monsters-Neck snapped by American Eagle, speech center of brain fried with nanochains.

To be added later-other DD appearances, Streets of poison, Punisher countdown.

Also, keep in mind that everything before DD #198 or so has him as a regular old baseline human with no metal bones or enhanced abilities whatsoever. Just a lot of training and an armored suit.

in a recent deadpool he was impaled directly through the chest with a meat hook

and in Elektra was was impaled with an arrow

Originally posted by jalek moye
in a recent deadpool he was impaled directly through the chest with a meat hook

and in Elektra was was impaled with an arrow

Fixed.

i thought i typed that, but i guess i was still reading his list while doing it

Even with bullet fragments most of what will be shredded is muscle and more than likely, the collarbone shot will go right through. The chest shot would probably fragment and ricochet through soft tissue and probably wouldnt penetrate lung so I kinda doubt anything vital would be hit. I should also probably point out that that the impailment in Deadpool #28 looked like it went in quite deep directly into the sternum Oh, and in the same issue, DP broke several of his teeth, fake and real by smashing him in the jaw with a manhole cover. Does Bulls have any real teeth left in his mouth at all?

Updates:

DD #132-Beaten unconcious (head trauma)
DD #146-Severe back, neck, and head trauma
DD Predator's Smile- (correction and update) Impaled under collar bone with sai, severe blunt force trauma to head and genitals.
Captain America #372- Smashes own face against wall, knocking his tooth out.
Captain America #377-False tooth knocked out by Crossbones
DP #28 (correction) impaled in chest with car hood ornament
DD #380- Knocked unconscious, head slammed through search light.
Punisher #103-Shot in right side, penetrated suit near ribs.
Punisher War Journal #80- Shot off pier while wearing bulky battle armor.
Elektra #2-Beaten unconscious.
Identity Disk-Severe beating simultaneously from Deadpool, Sabretooth, Vulture, and Juggernaut. Survives collapse of secret AIM lab.