Invent a weapon thread!

Here's where you can invent a weapon! You can describe it, show a picture of it, or draw/paint it, etc! 🙂

This weapon is a Watermelon Pistol. It basically shoots a watermelon out of it. It is very effective for close range combat, yet it only fires one watermelon at a time.

Hmm...

shouldn't that be "squirting" the other way.

Originally posted by Thorinn
shouldn't that be "squirting" the other way.

What do you think it is?

Sicko.

Originally posted by Thorinn
shouldn't that be "squirting" the other way.

😂

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
What do you think it is?

Sicko.

Originally posted by Thorinn
shock penis gun

Maybe it Is.

Originally posted by Nevermind

Whoa! That file was too big or something! 😄

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Maybe it Is.

Originally posted by Thorinn
O RLY? 😐

you just sucked all the fun out of the penis guns ❌

that sounds alot dirtier than intended ✅

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Whoa! That file was too big or something! 😄

I fixed it! 😉

Penis num-chucks! 😆

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Penis num-chucks! 😆

😂

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Penis num-chucks! 😆

I shoot you with my penis gun! pissed

Originally posted by silver_tears
you just sucked all the fun out of the penis guns ❌

that sounds alot dirtier than intended ✅

😖hifty:

Originally posted by Nevermind
I shot you with my penis gun! pissed

Yeah, well i blocked it with my penis-chucks! 😱 . . . and then whapped you upside the head with the balls end of the chucks! 😂

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Yeah, well i blocked it with my penis-chucks! 😱 . . . and then whapped you upside the head with the balls end of the chucks! 😂

Don't make me use my Boob Bombs! These were used on flight 69/11.

Originally posted by Thorinn
O RLY? 😐

boob bombs?