Invent a weapon thread!

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
boob bombs?

...😐

Boob bombs are the shizzle. 😮

It's a dot, I call it a dot. Mostly because of it's dot ness.

BUT DON'T YOU DARE MESS WITH IT!

i call mine the 'gay gun'2guns

i like crystal bladed swords..

Royal Guard's Sceptar

100% chance of reaching orgasm when it touches vagina in 1 minute.

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
Royal Guard's Sceptar

100% chance of reaching orgasm when it touches vagina in 1 minute.

Please, you'll never make a girl orgasim 🙄

as long as i have mine i dont give a shit if she does or doesnt

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
as long as i have mine i dont give a shit if she does or doesnt

The only way you'll have yours is if you pay for it, like you have been doing 😉

nah i stopped doing that. the day i stop making threads is also the day i stop hiring.

oh yea hand-less no dolls no inanimate objects.

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
nah i stopped doing that. the day i stop making threads is also the day i stop hiring.

oh yea hands free too.

So I guess you're not gonna get any ever again 😬

gimme 3-4 more months. no hookers no hands no beast no inanimate objects no wet dreams. because we agreed to be arranged already.

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
gimme 3-4 more months. no hookers no hands no beast no inanimate objects no wet dreams. because we agreed to be arranged already.

Oh, so now you're moving onto mail ordered wives... even more pathetic

actually its been arranged since 15 years ago...
2 families agreed to do so and i cant complain she doesnt complain.

but i will hear complaints in about 1 year after its over

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
actually its been arranged since 15 years ago...
2 families agreed to do so and i cant complain she doesnt complain.

but i will hear complaints in about 1 year after its over

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
You are so pathetic. You need your family to arrange your wife for you 🙄

do you know anything about my culture? some get arranged. some break the arrangements. and now i am thinking of not going back. in India, most people get arranged when they were young. some filipinos adopted this behavior and i just happened to be one of the statistic.

i blame the culture

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
do you know anything about my culture? some get arranged. some break the arrangements. and now i am thinking of not going back. in India, most people get arranged when they were young. some filipinos adopted this behavior and i just happened to be one of the statistic.

i blame the culture

she wont. because i am contemplating about breaking the arrangements. and pursue another one at work. (this time no mistakes)

now the question is what if i break it then she commits suicide...

Please, if she got out of being stuck with you, she'll probably die of happiness

this you know because... have you met her? have you talked to her?
or its all your assumptions?

and you really think that i am that bad type of person huh?