The funniest thing happened at work today....

I was at my unit, doing my usual duties as a correctional officer, and alluva sudden, while we were feeding chow, one of the inmates stood up from his table, calmly walked over to another inmate across the way and proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of the guy. Well naturally we, the guards, ran over the fight and tried to break the two up, who were now locked together in a damn death match. We used our mace on the two, breaking them apart, and hauled their asses down to the infirmary for examinations. Upon questioning the instigator, he was apparently mad at the other inmate because he dumped him for another inmate. The tears then began to flow like Niagara f*cking Falls with this idiot clamoring about how he'll "miss his tender kisses" and his "cute, fuzzy little butt". I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. Ahh......Springtime................the emotions of romance are blossoming everywhere! Don't you agree? 😄kisses inlove in_love

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You Burned the Shit Out of m Face 😠

Damn Mace ermm

Originally posted by Impediment
I was at my unit, doing my usual duties as a correctional officer, and alluva sudden, while we were feeding chow, one of the inmates stood up from his table, calmly walked over to another inmate across the way and proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of the guy. Well naturally we, the guards, ran over the fight and tried to break the two up, who were now locked together in a damn death match. We used our mace on the two, breaking them apart, and hauled their asses down to the infirmary for examinations. Upon questioning the instigator, he was apparently mad at the other inmate because he dumped him for another inmate. The tears then began to flow like Niagara f*cking Falls with this idiot clamoring about how he'll "miss his tender kisses" and his "cute, fuzzy little butt". I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. Ahh......Springtime................the emotions of romance are blossoming everywhere! Don't you agree? 😄kisses inlove in_love

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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
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You Burned the Shit Out of m Face 😠

Damn Mace ermm

The mace we carry ain't no joke! That stuff'll drop you to your knees! Oleoresin Capsicum or OC for short is the gas we use.

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Originally posted by Impediment
I was at my unit, doing my usual duties as a correctional officer, and alluva sudden, while we were feeding chow, one of the inmates stood up from his table, calmly walked over to another inmate across the way and proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of the guy. Well naturally we, the guards, ran over the fight and tried to break the two up, who were now locked together in a damn death match. We used our mace on the two, breaking them apart, and hauled their asses down to the infirmary for examinations. Upon questioning the instigator, he was apparently mad at the other inmate because he dumped him for another inmate. The tears then began to flow like Niagara f*cking Falls with this idiot clamoring about how he'll "miss his tender kisses" and his "cute, fuzzy little butt". I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. Ahh......Springtime................the emotions of romance are blossoming everywhere! Don't you agree? 😄kisses inlove in_love

Awwwe, nothing more romantic that forbidden love! 🙄

"Cute fuzzy little butt"? 😂 Oh shit son

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Awwwe, nothing more romantic that forbidden love! 🙄

for you reminding me of wuthering heights i should kill you 😐

😂 hehe

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
😂 hehe

*tackles*

HI!

hey there, hi there, ho there! 😄

😛 whats up?

nothin' much...i have a shit load of homework this weekend...and i wanted to go garage sailing

yea i have 2 projects to do and 2 musical performances tomorrow

i just finished a 27 page english poetry thing...now i have to start reading romeo and juiliet...bah

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
for you reminding me of wuthering heights i should kill you 😐

I wish I knew how to quit you. 😆

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
i just finished a 27 page english poetry thing...now i have to start reading romeo and juiliet...bah

haha yea i read that freshman year too

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I wish I knew how to quit you. 😆

😆 i hate that book so much

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
haha yea i read that freshman year too

i dont understand anything they say 😖