The funniest thing happened at work today....

yea shakespearean language sucks

ho = now 🙂

haha

so where are your parents this time?

grocery store 🥷

haha nice shuriken

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
😆 i hate that book so much

Dude, that was a quote from Brokeback Mountain. 😆

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Dude, that was a quote from Brokeback Mountain. 😆

havent seen it and idc i still hate that book

🤣

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
havent seen it and idc i still hate that book

I don't care either, I never read it. 😬

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Dude, that was a quote from Brokeback Mountain. 😆

Originally posted by Ronny
Brokeback mountain was a book too disgust Sort of...

Why are you spreading lies and starting controversy? 😆

Originally posted by Impediment
I was at my unit, doing my usual duties as a correctional officer, and alluva sudden, while we were feeding chow, one of the inmates stood up from his table, calmly walked over to another inmate across the way and proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of the guy. Well naturally we, the guards, ran over the fight and tried to break the two up, who were now locked together in a damn death match. We used our mace on the two, breaking them apart, and hauled their asses down to the infirmary for examinations. Upon questioning the instigator, he was apparently mad at the other inmate because he dumped him for another inmate. The tears then began to flow like Niagara f*cking Falls with this idiot clamoring about how he'll "miss his tender kisses" and his "cute, fuzzy little butt". I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. Ahh......Springtime................the emotions of romance are blossoming everywhere! Don't you agree? 😄kisses inlove in_love

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Why are you spreading lies and starting controversy? 😆

this nation's bread is controversy. are you trying to starve america? 😐

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
this nation's bread is controversy. are you trying to starve america? 😐

Depends on how you perceive things! bye

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
this nation's bread is controversy. are you trying to starve america? 😐

ill be on it. 🙂

Originally posted by Mysterious Man
Funny, I was just thinking of starting a new show called,Everyone Hates America.It ouldn't be far from the truth,thats all I know. 😐

People who hate America are stupid. Everyone knows that America is right and everyone else is wrong. Stupid heads! 😱

Words of wisdom from my coffee mug:

"To much of the world is run on the theory that you don't need road rules if you are a 5-ton truck."

america is a 6-ton truck. 😐

America is the best! People who hate America are jealous biches! Ooooooooo, diss! 🤘

im a jealous bich! 🤘