Batman vs. Spawn

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Well with prep, Bats gets a mother box, one of the ultimate PIS devices, and pwns Spawn over and over again and again and again.

Originally posted by batdude123
Batman doesn't win everytime. 🤨 He wins WHEN he can. Imo, Batman is the most awesome character ever devised by comic book writers. He's very intriguing to read. Thanks Bob Kane! 😄

✅ and batman does not suck, hes the only comic character to not even have to rely on guns or superpowers n yet still remains the greatest character EVER. 😎

but..

Thanks, *Frank Miller, *Jeph Loeb 😉

Originally posted by braz
✅ and batman does not suck, hes the only comic character to not even have to rely on guns or superpowers n yet still remains the greatest character EVER. 😎

but..

Thanks, *Frank Miller, *Jeph Loeb 😉

I thanked Bob Kane because he was the guy who made up Batman. 😉

yea, props to him too, cuz batman wouldnt even exist if it wasnt for him. its just Frank Miller and Jeph Loeb both played a major roll in shaping Batman into the image we know him now as, the "Dark Knight". 😉 batman

Originally posted by batdude123
He sucks? He's a character that competes with superhuman characters with skill, wit, and a little help from his gadgets. He doesn't have any superpowers or anything mystical about him. Just a human being kicking ass all over the place. Imo, he is the least suckiest character ever. If any other character were in his position, I doubt they'd do as well or accomplish as much as he has. Spawn is a demon from hell that can basically do whatever he wants. Imo, he sucks more than Batman. Batman is freakin amazing, so shut up.

^^^ My response to elephant man when he said that Batman sucked. 💃

Batman's the first and best non-powered comic hero in my opinion.

Originally posted by Superherovandal
Batman's the first and best non-powered comic hero in my opinion.

Absolutely. ✅

with lots of prep batman still dies for spawn rulez muahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahqahahahahaahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahaahhahahaahhaahahahahhaahha
Scenario:
Batman: feel my pimp batarangs punk!
*batman throws batarangs at spawn*
*spawn's cape stops them.*
Spawn😛athetic!
*spawn tosses off his cape*
*Batman begins to punch and kick at Spawn*
*spawn is hit several times but blocks most of the attacks*
*Spawn grabs Batman's arm and rips it off*
*spawn laughs ha*
Batman: tis but a scratch!
*Spawns chains wrap around batman holding him still and spawn's cape wraps around bats then pops his head off!*

Originally posted by Superherovandal
Batman's the first and best non-powered comic hero in my opinion.

yeah he really is legends of the dark knight is one of my favorite series I hate the art but the stories are awesome.

Originally posted by FG725
with lots of prep batman still dies for spawn rulez muahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahqahahahahaahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahaahhahahaahhaahahahahhaahha
Scenario:
Batman: feel my pimp batarangs punk!
*batman throws batarangs at spawn*
*spawn's cape stops them.*
Spawn😛athetic!
*spawn tosses off his cape*
*Batman begins to punch and kick at Spawn*
*spawn is hit several times but blocks most of the attacks*
*Spawn grabs Batman's arm and rips it off*
*spawn laughs ha*
Batman: tis but a scratch!
*Spawns chains wrap around batman holding him still and spawn's cape wraps around bats then pops his head off!*

Honestly though, who cares if he can beat Batman? Batman is a WAY better character than Spawn and actually has a personality. Spawn is just an overpowered demon from hell that's just stupid.

have you even read the comics the guy has no memory of his past at first and only sees some images of his past he sees a woman and finds that he gave his soul to see her one last time but he must lead demons to earth in return spawn refuses this though. He is faced with the fact that he was the reason wanda could never have a kid, one of his own friends kills him, and his wife has remarried. He goes through some tuff crap himself and isnt just an overpowered demon

Originally posted by FG725
have you even read the comics the guy has no memory of his past at first and only sees some images of his past he sees a woman and finds that he gave his soul to see her one last time but he must lead demons to earth in return spawn refuses this though. He is faced with the fact that he was the reason wanda could never have a kid, one of his own friends kills him, and his wife has remarried. He goes through some tuff crap himself and isnt just an overpowered demon

Actually yeah, I have read some of his crap. That's just my opinion.

Spawn and Batman are both awesome, but still Batman is better.

Originally posted by batdude123
Honestly though, who cares if he can beat Batman? Batman is a WAY better character than Spawn and actually has a personality. Spawn is just an overpowered demon from hell that's just stupid.

Yeah his character is so stupid that it had an animated series on HBO that won 2 Emmy Awards & 2 Golden Reel Awards. Had a issue that sold 1.7 million copies, which still holds that record for an independent comic book yeah real stupid 🙄

Originally posted by Milkie
Yeah his character is so stupid that it had an animated series on HBO that won a couple of Emmy's a movie that won 2 Emmy Awards & 2 Golden Reel Awards. Had a issue that sold 1.7 million copies, which still holds that record for an independent comic book yeah real stupid 🙄

I already said that it was my own opinion, Geez! 😠

WE HATE YOU!!!

Originally posted by Milkie
WE HATE YOU!!!

😛 😆

First off I am astounded to hear Batman is so hated or that Macfarlanes Hellspawn is so revered. Batman would win this one hands down; none of the Spawns were ever too awfully bright and I'll give you for example Al Simmons. All Spawn ever did was whine about how he couldn't be normal again, while granted Spawn is awesome, how is he really going to destroy the Violator and Malbolgia, he can't....Malbolgia gave him his power and could crush him immediately without a seconds thought. Batman on the other hand is quite realistic except where it concerns the Joker's and Mr. Freeze's conception, nevermind that. Now Miller nor Loeb had anything to do with shaping Batman into 'The Dark Knight,' it was all Bob Kane because if you examine the copies of Detective Comics with the Bat hell even the first issues of Batman, (before the fifties era which was campy and ridiculous) you'll plainly see that the name Dark Knight is quite fitting. Now Bruce Wayne has his hang ups about his parents death but as Batman he's not constantly lamenting over the fact his life will never be normal again, he embraces it. Also the Batman villains are far superior, not only are they realistic but each one has their defining qualities and they're completely ruthless. I love Spawn don't get me wrong but in a battle of sheer wits Batman would take the cake, mind you he's acrobatic as well as knowledgeable and he has had years of combat training not to mention the gadgets and the little trinkets given to him by the JLA. Now where it concerns Spawn in sheer brutal strength Batman does not stand a chance but technically Spawn cannot exist in Batman's world nor Batman in Spawn's it's impossible to even cross the two storylines without having an unbelievable plot added to the unbelievable characters. Unless Batman makes his way to New York or Spawn to Gotham that story can never work, just look at [Batman Spawn: Wardevil] horrible story and artwork and the fights were unbelievable given the subjects. I'm rambling now but Batman is always studying his opponents, he has files on every superhero in existence including Marvel's, Spawn is no different. The Bat would make Spawn look like a fool on so many levels, Spawn would have to always aim for Batman's head and he would never be able to hit it for the reasons I gave above. Now one person said in an earlier post that Spawn would destroy the JLA, once again a flattering thought but impossible. Superman's strength and powers are enhanced by earths yellow sun, Wonder Woman's strength is equal to Superman's, The Green Lantern has cosmic powers comparable to the Silver Surfer, Steel is Basically DC's answer to Thor who is a GOD, I will agree Mr. Marvel and the Flash would get owned oh yeah and that idiot Aquaman too, but not Martian Manhunter or any of the one's I showed in a positive light above. **** it I'm spent.

I don't know where to start with that last post....

But thank you for the laugh.

Everything he's ever used in a fight? Spawn dies 😐