Create A Legendary story to the person Above you game.

Started by Thorinn5 pages

Originally posted by Barker
[b]mysterio69 and the bowl of bored as f.uck.

Once in a forum far far away, there was a fellow named mysterio69 who liked to eat up all the new guys around the place. One day she got a little hungry and went for one of the older members. Grabbing bored as f.uck, she shrunk him and threw him into a f.uck. mysterio69 laughed evily as f.uck yelled for help. mysterio69 told him it was no use, but then f.uck knew what to do, he dropped his pants and undies and a light shined greater then the sun. f.uck came back to full size and mysterio69 and f.uck now both eat other people.

😐 [/B]

There is a legend that say's when the world is so corrupt and evil, that a hero unlike the world has ever seen will come and deliver us to redemption.

This hero's name is Barker. 😎

BARKER's Mission
Inspired by vinny Valentine, Barker set out to find and kill Royalguard of the crap thread of doom. His organization is secretive, but not invisible. It feels good to have ass kicking threads in Barkers hands once again. Barker since recruited skillful thread makers to fill the ranks of the new KMC members. Barker will now lead his fellow friends to KMC where Vinny Valentine has a task for us. It will be an excellent opportunity to test the abilities of barker's young comrades - and weed out the weak ones.

Thorins Legend
Thorin's friends had been freed. Royalguard had been defeated, and
the KMC world were secure once more. But there was one more battle that
remained. Thorin's body had been used by some unknown force as a tool of destruction. It had left death in its wake and needed to be stopped. The chaos would end in KMC
The fight raged with and able to best the other,
when a jolt of energy crackled through them both. Thorins nerves
blazed like fire and he felt a rush of air fill his lungs for the
first time. He is Thorin: Protector of KMC. The champion of KMC

ROYALGUARD was born then went straight to a nut house for the rest of his life where he met Michael Jackson and the rest of his monkeys. Then he fell in love... that's when he really went nuts and joined KMC. His life long love was.... Vinny. 😐 He is now on a hunt to become Vinnys'. 😐

Storm appeared before Itzak and asked for his aid in
defeating Royalguard and his army of crappy threads. Itzak had changed for the better, Itzak accepted the challenge. It was highly unusual for Itzak to embark on such a dangerous mission, but Itzak felt it was necessary to earn the respect of his fellow KMCer. Is Itzak strong enough to defeat Royalguard?

Royalguard was known as this really annoying guy who created pointless stupid threads even though everyone begged him to stp. He finally ceased and everything was peaeful once more....I'm sure that was dumb but I tried 😉

The KMC Moderators had transformed BlackSunshine into their weapon in order to defeat the Royalguard before his plans of world domination of KMC . With unending PM message of ''you need to shutup royalguard", she tirelessly attacked Royalguard through the threads until finally she cornered him in the this thread. and serverly weakened Royalguard's defenses

It was in fact Blacksunshine who was the true Champion of the KMC, the Enforcer of their moderators's will. Only she could stop the menace that threatened all that exists. Only she could defeat Royalguard.

Something

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Something
Behold Tired Hiker, the majestic annihilator of the forbidden clan of the Zorganath. Tired Hiker was the heir to the throne of Cordonlocks, the evil Emperor of "Though who's name shall not be said out loud!" Even thought he clan of Gementi did not believe in the plan of Tired Hiker, the entire cast of the Sopranos vowed to replace all Spaghetti with one single weapon. . . the enlightening rod! Purest in form, and most useful in war, this weapon became the forefront of such luxurious leisures. And Tired Hiker became the womb of everlasting sobriety! Behold, Tired Hiker!!!!

Tired Hiker was born in a tiny village off the coast of Atlanta. As a child, everyday, he watched as the waves would crash relentessly against the shore. Then, one day when he became grown up, he was sent to the navy and fought the enemies of Atlanta, the Athenians (watever). So anyway, Atlanta exploded and Tired Hiker was the sole surviver, and he crash landed in some desert in that space ship that is in his sig, where he founded the most advanced city in the world: Hawaii 😐

Born from the ashes of erupting hot lava, Council#13 is a true child of mother Earth. Summoned by the gods Folcorn and Daklakla, Council#13 has one mission in life, and that is to protect the Anthem Spice of Delecorderia. Without Council#13's sweet skills in Earth Magic and Genital Manipulation, Delecorderians across the galaxy would have no way of controlling the galactic winds and would never survive to behold the prophecy of Garnanthian.

like 8 People Used Me... 😂

Tired hiker was once the lost legend Maxmus reportorus. Now he works with the news and steal information from the Government that causes babies to explode.

Viny V was a guy weho came to KMC and was one of the few who made KMC what it is today. So far....

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
like 8 People Used Me... 😂

Tired hiker was once the lost legend Maxmus reportorus. Now he works with the news and steal information from the Government that causes babies to explode.


Once upon a time,in a forum far,far away,there was a man,called Vinny Valentine.He was a scientist.Or,he would like to think that he was.While biking down the road,to his grandmothers house,he fell of his bike.It was then that he got the idea to develop sex toys.The rest,is history. 😐

God,that was lame.

Slay was a foolish man. He was decieved by K-diddy to retrieve a holy keyboard from Raz. the holy keyboard slay had stolen from Raz has the ability to change KMC reality. from editing KMC to bannishment of members. and even resurect bannished members (such as Mist). So, slay ignorantly obeyed K diddy's command and stole the Holy Keyboard.

Without Raz's Holykeyboard. slay and K diddy now in control of this God forsaken OTF. Moderators(teh good guys) Members and the Great Evil Royalguard will not be left unscarred. we can only wait for the destruction of KMC where no more threads/replies/members visit in KMC.

Can you smell the irony?ROYALGUARD calls me foolish. 😐

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
royalguard is a stupid thread making whore

oh wait thats a fact

*leaves*

😆

Originally posted by Slay
Can you smell the irony?ROYALGUARD calls me foolish. 😐

for dramatic effect. only.

Royal Guard.

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Originally posted by JacopeX
Viny V was a guy weho came to KMC and was one of the few who made KMC what it is today. So far....

After VV invented sex toys,VV's tycoon rapidly raise up to unknown proportions.Everyday life would never be the same.He gathered money by throwing party's that were as a Tupperware party of some sorts.he called them ''Mass Sex Toy Orgys''.To be continued...