Jacope,drinking beer on a warm day,on the corner with all his homes,gangsta's and mobsta's,decided that there was more then this.After he popped a few caps in a drive-by and selled some Angeldust,he redeemed himself.he now is a priest.But on a faithful day,his past came back to haunt him.His homes killed him,because he was a traitor. 😄
Rising from a pile of camel dung, CaptainClaudia was finally born into this world. After spending seven years whoring herself out to truckers on Route 66, she finally settled down with some guy named Ox who had a mullet. By the time CaptainClaudia was fifteen years old, she already had seven children with Ox. There really isn't anything legendary about her, except for her wide gap! 😆 🤣
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Rising from a pile of camel dung, CaptainClaudia was finally born into this world. After spending seven years whoring herself out to truckers on Route 66, she finally settled down with some guy named Ox who had a mullet. By the time CaptainClaudia was fifteen years old, she already had seven children with Ox. There really isn't anything legendary about her, except for her wide gap! 😆 🤣
You're such a stupid Whore!
why do you have to go and confuse your life story with mine.
This is my story:
I was born in a beautiful flower meadow dumba$s and married some hot new york executive and had one child and an ugly dog that has syphillis named Tired Hiker...i am so glad its going to die soon.
Tired Hiker's Story:
Tired Hiker was Born in a pile of throw up because the doctors and nurses and even his mom were disgusted when they saw his ugly skank face. as a child he had no friends and was beat constantly with a bat. As an adult he still has no friends but instead of getting beat with a bat it is rammed up his a-hole.
the end. 😄
Originally posted by CaPtaInCLaUdiA
You're such a stupid Whore!why do you have to go and confuse your life story with mine.
This is my story:
I was born in a beautiful flower meadow dumba$s and married some hot new york executive and had one child and an ugly dog that has syphillis named Tired Hiker...i am so glad its going to die soon.Tired Hiker's Story:
Tired Hiker was Born in a pile of throw up because the doctors and nurses and even his mom were disgusted when they saw his ugly skank face. as a child he had no friends and was beat constantly with a bat. As an adult he still has no friends but instead of getting beat with a bat it is rammed up his a-hole.
the end. 😄
CaptainClaudia was born from an ashtray in some sweaty guys trailer. She is really a fat sweaty man herself who pretends to be some ugly chick on kmc forums because she has no friends. When she's not trying to suffocate herself in her own fat, she likes to braid her long skanky butt hairs. Sometimes, because she is so lonely, she dryhumps her neighbors ratty ass kitten.
The End. 😆
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
CaptainClaudia was born from an ashtray in some sweaty guys trailer. She is really a fat sweaty man herself who pretends to be some ugly chick on kmc forums because she has no friends. When she's not trying to suffocate herself in her own fat, she likes to braid her long skanky butt hairs. Sometimes, because she is so lonely, she dryhumps her neighbors ratty ass kitten.The End. 😆
TiredHiker is an ugly stupid man with a vagina! he was born from the anus of a fat old trucker who pooped him out. he lay there in the toilet for years, since no one helped him because everyone would mistake him for a fat peice of disgusting turd. He is still so ugly and gross that he does not come out of his house, he spends his time on Kmc trying to meet new ppl because his only friends are the fat truckers who ram his butt and on his free time he shaves his vagina hairs, and eats them with fries.
The end. 😮💨
CaptainClaudia was scraped off the wall of an adult movie theater and put into a test tube. Then they mixed in some DNA from a giant New York rat, and what do ya' know? She was born! After her sad stint in the porn industry where no one came to see her ugly rat face, she locked herself in her daddy's truck cab with her lap top computer where she spends her days on KMC, making fun of her true love, Tired Hiker, while wallowing in her own feces! ✅
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
CaptainClaudia was scraped off the wall of an adult movie theater and put into a test tube. Then they mixed in some DNA from a giant New York rat, and what do ya' know? She was born! After her sad stint in the porn industry where no one came to see her ugly rat face, she locked herself in her daddy's truck cab with her lap top computer where she spends her days on KMC, making fun of her true love, Tired Hiker, while wallowing in her own feces! ✅
Tired Hiker was born from and breastfed by a fat diseased crab infected monkey named lily. Since Tired Hiker is so hideous and has crabs the zoo decided to remove the monster they called Tired Hiker. He roamed the streets for years, giving head to the homeless and making out with rats. after 20 years he was finally able to buy an ugly old computer, he spent his days on KmC, wishing one day he could make out with captainclaudia instead of the fat old disgusting herpes infested man he calls, daddy.
the end.
Originally posted by CaPtaInCLaUdiA
Tired Hiker was born from and breastfed by a fat diseased crab infected monkey named lily. Since Tired Hiker is so hideous and has crabs the zoo decided to remove the monster they called Tired Hiker. He roamed the streets for years, giving head to the homeless and making out with rats. after 20 years he was finally able to buy an ugly old computer, he spent his days on KmC, wishing one day he could make out with captainclaudia instead of the fat old disgusting herpes infested man he calls, daddy.the end.
How did you know my dad has herpes? 😕