The pill and sex questions

Started by Ronny5 pages

Re: Re: The pill and sex questions

Originally posted by rare_fox
pig...😐
Since when was ejaculating a piggish thing? 😕

This is the part where I laugh at K.Diddy.

Look, just because she told you she is on the pill doesn't mean she doesn't expect you to wear a condom or that she is insinuating that you don't. Maybe she's just saying. And that's that. She's doing her part for the protection and you should do yours by wrapping yourself up.

How old are you two again?

I can't believe you are being so irresponsible. And like someone said earlier, I fear for your potential child.

Re: The pill and sex questions

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I have a new hoe,and I haven't been using protection,she say's she is on the pill,and I have only known her a week but I have no reason not to believe her.....

Is it possible she could lie?

What do you guys think about this?

I have ''squirted'' in her 6 times already 😄 (Dont mean to brag) no but,seriously am I being paranoid?

Also I really would like people to take this seriously.......

A new hoe? So you're a gardener? I suggest gloves.

And you post like a child. Squirted? Seriously. I doubt you've seen a vagina except for a quick look back after birth.

Do you love her?

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I have a new hoe,and I haven't been using protection,she say's she is on the pill,and I have only known her a week but I have no reason not to believe her.....

Is it possible she could lie?

What do you guys think about this?

I have ''squirted'' in her 6 times already 😄 (Dont mean to brag) no but,seriously am I being paranoid?

Also I really would like people to take this seriously.......


This has got to be a joke.

This doesn't seem at all like the K.Diddy I've seen on here.

is it comprehensible.....

Re: Re: The pill and sex questions

Originally posted by Janus Marius
A new hoe? So you're a gardener? I suggest gloves.

And you post like a child. Squirted? Seriously. I doubt you've seen a vagina except for a quick look back after birth.

😆 ,you are probably the smartest and funniest person on these forums Janus! 😆

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
remember that all types of contraceptives whether pill or condom works only 99% percent. so with that said. your 100th intimate contact WILL get her pregnant.

(...)

You are either an idiot, or Ignorant.
But Most likely an Ignorant idiot.

Of course. I'll be here all week.

Re: Re: Re: The pill and sex questions

Originally posted by Ronny
Since when was ejaculating a piggish thing? 😕

I believe that post was refering to the language he used to describe the occurance...

Originally posted by Ronny
Since when was ejaculating a piggish thing? 😕
ejactualation is when sea-men come out of a man's wilkins and into the pussie. This is called comeing.

Originally posted by lord xyz
ejactualation is when sea-men come out of a man's wilkins and into the pussie. This is called comeing.

Wow... Captian Obvious to the rescue! And your spelling is horrendus.

Originally posted by lord xyz
ejactualation is when sea-men come out of a man's wilkins and into the pussie. This is called comeing.

ugh....right.... 🙄 🤪

Originally posted by lord xyz
ejactualation is when sea-men come out of a man's wilkins and into the pussie. This is called comeing.
[sarcasm] No shit Sherlock!Wow,I would never have been able to understand until now! 🙄 [/sarcasm]

Originally posted by lord xyz
ejactualation is when sea-men come out of a man's wilkins and into the pussie. This is called comeing.

Holy shit. I didn't realize that "ejactualation" was were sailors came out of a "wilkins" and went into a "pussie". Is this Australian lingo week?

the bad spellins were deliberate 😉 cos I smart 😖mart: and Janus, just so you know, K. Diddy is never understood by anyone. I think he's better drunk then sober. But no-onne really knows 😕

Originally posted by Janus Marius
Holy shit. I didn't realize that "ejactualation" was were sailors came out of a "wilkins" and went into a "pussie". Is this Australian lingo week?
You bet it is cobber.

Originally posted by lord xyz
the bad spellins were deliberate 😉 cos I smart 😖mart: and Janus, just so you know, K. Diddy is never understood by anyone. I think he's better drunk then sober. But no-onne really knows 😕

K.Diddy is a moron pure and simple... I understand him perfectly he's an attention whore with nothing to do.

Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
K.Diddy is a moron pure and simple... I understand him perfectly he's an attention whore with nothing to do.

Why do I feel compelled to agree?

Originally posted by lord xyz
the bad spellins were deliberate 😉 cos I smart 😖mart: and Janus, just so you know, K. Diddy is never understood by anyone. I think he's better drunk then sober. But no-onne really knows 😕

K.Diddy appears to be on the same evolutionary level as snails and things that chirp at night and piss people off. Lotsof people aren't understood, and some are best left not understood.

You bet it is cobber.

Damn. I don't know what to make of this slang. I know Foster's is Australian for beer.