The pill and sex questions

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lord xyz Restricted

Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
K.Diddy is a moron pure and simple... I understand him perfectly he's an attention whore with nothing to do.
okay, I'll tell you what I think K. Diddy is: sad. Nothing more. Nothing less. Your point about him being a moron is 500% accurate.

lord xyz Restricted

Originally posted by Janus Marius
K.Diddy appears to be on the same evolutionary level as snails and things that chirp at night and piss people off. Lotsof people aren't understood, and some are best left not understood.

Damn. I don't know what to make of this slang. I know Foster's is Australian for beer.

birds? They chirp at around 5am. K. Diddy is that horrible ringing sound you get on a plane. Or when some dickhead puts a popper near your ear.

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

hysterical So it is true!! K. Diddy does own all.

Mysterious Man Senior Member

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
Why do I feel compelled to agree?
Because,IT IS YOUR DESTINY!! 😛

Punkyhermy like memory in motion

Ooookay...😛

Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul

Re: The pill and sex questions

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I have a new hoe,and I haven't been using protection,she say's she is on the pill,and I have only known her a week but I have no reason not to believe her.....

Is it possible she could lie?

What do you guys think about this?

I have ''squirted'' in her 6 times already 😄 (Dont mean to brag) no but,seriously am I being paranoid?

Also I really would like people to take this seriously.......

you are just as much of a hoe as she is... you are such a man whore...and very GAY!

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

For sleeping with a woman? Dont go off at Diddy because your missing out.

Janus Marius Plo Koon Rulez!

You actually think K.Diddy gets laid? lol

Captain REX Networking

Yeeeah, Valharu? K.Diddy's 14. I don't think he's getting any.

Then again, neither am I. Oh well.

Imaginary blinded

Originally posted by Janus Marius

Damn. I don't know what to make of this slang. I know Foster's is Australian for beer.

Actually, Foster's is an Australian type of beer, not slang for beer in general 😛

Bloigen Restricted
Originally posted by lord xyz
ejactualation

hysterical

Arachnoidfreak Sintastic

Um, wasn't I just in here?

*looks back to the GDF*

Bloigen Restricted

Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
Um, wasn't I just in here?

*looks back to the GDF*

Yeah, there's a time vortex here and there.

*hits with stick*

PurpleSaber Vaapad Master

Wow, 10 bucks K Diddy is like 12 and is just using this thread to learn about sex.

O yeah, and Janus... u r god.

Mišt Senior Member

Originally posted by Ronny
😐 Is it possible she could lie to you? Uh.. durr. I'm on the pill and I'm fully aware i can still get pregnant.

Why the hell are you on the pill?😐

Originally posted by Ronny
I'm still confused on who would have sex with you.

😂 owned.

Imaginary blinded
Originally posted by Mišt
Why the hell are you on the pill?😐

Because the pill stops ovulation, therefore also stopping a female's period.

But as mentioned, it's not 100% effective and there are side effects.

Mišt Senior Member

And Ronny is doing that...why?

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

Originally posted by Ronny
Pre Cum can get a girl pregnant.. you know that little liquid you get on your dick after getting an erection. 6 times? thats like... a bazillion spermies...

I'm still confused on who would have sex with you.

Can You say Owned.

Times a Bazillion.

Mišt Senior Member

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Can You say Owned.

Times a Bazillion.

Nope. I could however say it 2000 times due to the 10000 character limit, without spaceshmm

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

AIDS!