DE Luke versus Mace Windu

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DE Luke versus Mace Windu

Who wins?

Battle takes place on Mt. Olympus

Zeus comes in and crushes them both.

Zeus aka DE Luke aka playgirl playmate of the year.

The ancient Greco-Roman armies come and flood over them both, then feed their corpses to the Germanic tribes invading from the north.

Thank you historian

Then the Norse Gods come and pwn the Greek Gods.

Originally posted by Razielim
Then the Norse Gods come and pwn the Greek Gods.

The Norse Gods aren't as powerful as the Greek Gods...

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It's hard to quantify power in mythology, since it's so inconsitant. However, in coolness the Norse Gods >>> Greek nudist Gods and their small penises.

How do you know they're small. Been looking at pictures?

Originally posted by Razielim
It's hard to quantify power in mythology, since it's so inconsitant. However, in coolness the Norse Gods >>> Greek nudist Gods and their small penises.

I'm sorry the Greek Titans themselves would pwn the Norse Gods... Oranos would have a heyday.

And Greek Gods are cool.

How do you know they're small. Been looking at pictures?

Pretty much every statue/painting depicts them as nude. It's hard to find ones that don't.

The best Greek Gods are... Zeus, Athena, Poseidon and Artemis. Never really liked the rest.

Zeus has to be the biggest player in mythology. Makes King Priam look like a prude.

Zeus probably holds a record...but Ragnarok is infinitely badass

Originally posted by Razielim
It's hard to quantify power in mythology, since it's so inconsitant. However, in coolness the Norse Gods >>> Greek nudist Gods and their small penises.

Yep.

Anyway, let's talk about the fight... not undersized stone penises. I'm tempted to say Luke. He was one tough cookie!

Originally posted by jollyjim311
Anyway, let's talk about the fight... not undersized stone penises. I'm tempted to say Luke. He was one tough cookie!

Awww... not one of you guys; topic followers 🙄

Topic followers aren't cool

Or they just want to get any debating done sooner rather than later so they can get back to their social life... 😄

No, actually I have the day off, just got back from doing some working and I just want to relax.

Luke was described as faster than the human eye and managed to keep up with DE Sidious in saber combat pretty well. As for the force, he has shown us much more than Mace. I'll give this to Luke.

In DE Luke was already beyond all of the PT Jedi