Jla/kmc Vs. Avengers Assemble!!!!

*The JLA were minding their business when, out of nowhere, a priority alert sounded off in their adrift satellite. They brought up the monitor and, low and behold, the AVENGERS are on their way to snuff them out!!

Who Wins!?!?!!?

Avengers 11/10

How many members does each team have?

28...

but I want this to be a story more or less! Who does what to who, you know?

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
*The JLA were minding their business when, out of nowhere, a priority alert sounded off in their adrift satellite. They brought up the monitor and, low and behold, the AVENGERS are on their way to snuff them out!!

Who Wins!?!?!!?

Man. I was going to do this. 😠

*grabs Batman by the cape and Darkforce blasts him in the face*

Now I'm just going to have to kick a@#!

*Jumps on Superman's back and gives him a wedgie*

For JUSTICE!

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
28...

but I want this to be a story more or less! Who does what to who, you know?

*uses power cosmic to enhance the pleasure centers of the brains of the Justice League, rendering them harmless while they writhe on the ground thinking they're having sex*

Kill them.

*Punches Hawkman in the mouth*
Take that sissy!
*Darkforce blasts Hawkman to hell!*
And you'll get more of the same.

*cant kill....just mostly pummels....*

*Rips out a fistfull of Superman's hair*

I hate you!

*Pokes him in the eye. Superman screams*

Hey. Why hasn't anyone thought of doing that before?

*causes Superman to want to beat the hell out of Wonder Woman, and makes Flash sit at the bottom of the ocean*

😄

hahahahaha! Can't wait till they come back!

*Shakes a soda can and sprays Lobo in the face*
Whoops. Sorry.
*picks up what is left of his a$#

*Calls the UN for another 10 anti-metahuman nukes from Kingdom Come*

*pummels Batman in pure h2h EFFORTLESSLY* hahahaha, this is sooo easy

*Calls Batman an effeminate pedophile from a safe distance while Captain beats him up*

Get out of this universe, guys!!!

*Clangs Bracelets together

*Enter Insane Genis

*Calls upon Entropy.... together they kill the whole DC universe... that's right... THE WHOLE DC UNIVERSE!!!!

*cap is now having a cup of coffee while whooping bats with 1 hand*

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Get out of this universe, guys!!!

*Clangs Bracelets together

*Enter Insane Genis

*Calls upon Entropy.... together they kill the whole DC universe... that's right... THE WHOLE DC UNIVERSE!!!!

*mourns the loss of a perfectly good super dog.*

*wipes hands clean in the Marvel U.

"so, guys.... that was fun, wasn't it?