Jla/kmc Vs. Avengers Assemble!!!!

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
hahaha you're not a mutant, Kam... your the Cap!

did we just damage our own member?

Who?

*Rips off Wolverine's ear and stuffs it in Wonder Woman's mouth causing her to suffocate and die*

Hahahahaha they're not even fighting back! Pathetic

*Trips the Flash into a vat of Aquamans Pet Pirahnas

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Hahahahaha they're not even fighting back! Pathetic

*Trips the Flash into a vat of Aquamans Pet Pirahnas

That was great.

*Breaks Martian Manhunter's neck and uses his lifeless body to beat Black Canary to death*

Good one, bud!

*Grabs Black Canary (before she dies) and slaps her ass hard while aiming her mouth at Green Arrow.

*Runs to green arrow's arrows and hands them to Hawkeye

"Have fun!"

*Takes Flashes legs (Only things remaining) and tries to wear them like pants

"I wonder if this will work!

*Grabs Superman by the arms and tears them off*

Hmmm...🙁 not steel.. he would of made a great car one day 😛 oh well

hahahahahahahahaha

*Rips GL's hand off and feeds it to him*

There's nothing better. Hey Rick! I think those pants are too tight.

*Takes Batman's belt and strangles Booster Gold*

I hold Martian MAnhunter in shield adding huge amount of electricity into him and then a couple of rockets does the job...Since I'm WarMachine, and my new armor is against Omega Level mutants...So then a couple of more beams that suppose to take down even the Hulk and MM is done for...

*poops on Martian Manhunters remains*

And stay dead you alien you!

*Takes a set of chopsticks and wedges them in Superman's nose then Darkforce blasts him in the face*

I hate you!

*Walks into the battlefield with nothing more than the power of the jobber aura. Waves hand in the air, and everybody turns retarded.* 😄 😆

Originally posted by batdude123
*Walks into the battlefield with nothing more than the power of the jobber aura. Waves hand in the air, and everybody turns retarded.* 😄 😆

And as Vision I assume my intangible form and Posses Batman! Now by default I have his jobber powers!

HAHAHA!

"Make him eat his own Tongue Soleran!!!"

Originally posted by Soleran
And as Vision I assume my intangible form and Posses Batman! Now by default I have his jobber powers!

Nope, Vision is feeling the effects as well. He automatically turns into a vegetable and falls on the ground flipping and flopping like a fish! 😱

I am neither animal or vegetable, I am a THING.

😐

*Miraculously, All the heroes in the ENTIRE marvel universe somehow bring Rick Back to normal, as they ALWAYS do!

"time to use my good ole' fashion Captain America Skills!!!"

These threads are fun. Just some good natured ribbing. 😄

but the jla r dead lol

but beind serious i actully think jla r beter sorry guys

TRAITOR!!!

*Rips off AJ's Arm and backhands him with it

*watches from a distance and chuckles.. "Aj never learns"*

😄