So in was sitting in the bus,on my way home...

Started by Slay2 pages

So in was sitting in the bus,on my way home...

...I was sitting in one of the two on two places.And this fat guy was sitting on the other side of me.
At his stop he gets up,walks out but he was falling because the bus was braking.So he falls.With his ass in my face. 😐
He apologises,without even looking at me,and walks out. 😐

....HAHA YOU HAD A FAT ASS IN YOUR FACE!

Damn I hope you didn't get a wiff of his ass.

That sucks...

Re: So in was sitting in the bus,on my way home...

Originally posted by Slay
...I was sitting in one of the two on two places.And this fat guy was sitting on the other side of me.
At his stop he gets up,walks out but he was falling because the bus was braking.So he falls.With his ass in my face. 😐
He apologises,without even looking at me,and walks out. 😐

You enjoyed it...admit it.
😛

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You enjoyed it...admit it.
😛

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It was you wasn't it? icon5

Originally posted by Slay
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It was you wasn't it? icon5

Shut up....no....was not.

Damn....I thought the hat hid my antlers.... 😮

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Shut up....no....was not.

Damn....I thought the hat hid my antlers.... 😮


I'm sueing you.For stalking,and for sexual harassment.

lol....

Originally posted by Slay
I'm sueing you.For stalking,and for sexual harassment.

Oh please...I haven't harassed you.....yet.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh please...I haven't harassed you.....yet.

Putting your fat greasy,moose ass in my face isn't harassment?

See,that's where you and Tom Cruise are different...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Shut up....no....was not.

Damn....I thought the hat hid my antlers.... 😮

I thought I recognised you on that bus 🪩 I was on the back row.

ohh..poor kid. 🙁

Originally posted by Slay
Putting your fat greasy,moose ass in my face isn't harassment?

See,that's where you and Tom Cruise are different...

I call that foreplay.

How is that?

well well well!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I call that foreplay.

How is that?


I don't.

He'd ask first.

Originally posted by lord xyz
I thought I recognised you on that bus 🪩 I was on the back row.

I didn't see you. Apparently I was too busy harassing Slay.

Originally posted by Slay
I don't.

He'd ask first.

That's because you aren't romantic.

😂 Oh...my bad.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That's because you aren't romantic.

😂 Oh...my bad.


And you aren't attractive. 🪩

Originally posted by Slay
And you aren't attractive. 🪩

Yeah....I know....sadwalk