So in was sitting in the bus,on my way home...

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Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeah....I know....sadwalk

Don't complain,b!tch.
If you lived in the eighteen-hundreds,they would have burned your ass. 🪩

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Slay
Don't complain,b!tch.
If you lived in the eighteen-hundreds,they would have burned your ass. 🪩

Dude, they still try.... *** See - HUNTING SEASON- ***

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Dude, they still try.... *** See - HUNTING SEASON- ***

Rather get shot and die instantly,than burn away,on a pile of wood. 🪩

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Slay
Rather get shot and die instantly,than burn away,on a pile of wood. 🪩

You have a point.....

But, then again, I'd hate to have my head hanging like a trophy on some hunter's wall.

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You have a point.....

But, then again, I'd hate to have my head hanging like a trophy on some hunter's wall.


They'd shoot you for the sake of bragging to their friends,about hunting down the Moose with the biggest ass ever known to moosekind. 🪩

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Slay
They'd shoot you for the sake of bragging to their friends,about hunting down the Moose with the biggest ass ever known to moosekind. 🪩

You're the most prickly prick I've ever met.

This was taken, moments before I narrowly escaped death last year...

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You're the most prickly prick I've ever met.

This was taken, moments before I narrowly escaped death last year...

I'll take that as a compliment. 🪩

I think I saw that on CNN.They said it was like,''the new Bigfoot tape,only with a moose,that has a gigantic ass.'' shock

Shiro Ooka Junior Member

o.O Poor person..

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Slay
I'll take that as a compliment. 🪩

I think I saw that on CNN.They said it was like,''the new Bigfoot tape,only with a moose,that has a gigantic ass.'' shock

It's just the body hair that makes my ass look big....otherwise it's extremely cute.

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's just the body hair that makes my ass look big....otherwise it's extremely cute.

You sound just like my dog. 😐

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Slay
You sound just like my dog. 😐

Your dog has a cute ass?

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Your dog has a cute ass?

No,she looks kind of fat.But it's all just fur. 😐

ladygrim The Grim piratess

awww im so sorry but 😂 i wouldnt of been able to keep a straight face if i had witnessed that

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Slay
No,she looks kind of fat.But it's all just fur. 😐

I'll send you a pic of my butt shaved in a PM. 😛

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'll send you a pic of my butt shaved in a PM. 😛

*sues for sexual harassment through internet*

So,that's my income for this year. 😛

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Slay
*sues for sexual harassment through internet*

So,that's my income for this year. 😛

😂 I haven't sent it yet...so you can't sue me for sexual harassment.

Hey...have you been working out? You look...buff....*feels arm muscle*

InnerRise Restricted

Originally posted by Slay
...I was sitting in one of the two on two places.And this fat guy was sitting on the other side of me.
At his stop he gets up,walks out but he was falling because the bus was braking.So he falls.With his ass in my face. 😐
He apologises,without even looking at me,and walks out. 😐

😕

Owned?

is it comprehensible.....