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FIGHT #2: Bucky (now called the Winter Soldier) VS. Jason Todd (now Red Hood … or Evil Nightwing … um … just call him Jason, actually)
THE PLAYERS:
Bucky Barnes - Once sidekick to Captain America, a guy who stands shoulder-to-shoulder with superhumans despite not having actual powers. He fought in WW II and got blown up by Baron Zemo, a guy who got chemicals on his face because of Cap, only to come back later as a cyborg assassin who'd lost his memory and true path.
Jason Todd - Once sidekick to Batman, a guy who stands shoulder-to-shoulder with superhumans despite not having actual powers. He fought crime for a while and then got blown up the Joker, a guy who got chemicals on his skin trying to escape from Batman, only to come back later as a resurrected killing vigilante who had lost his true path and even his memory for a while.
DING! DING! DING!
ROUND ONE!
A dark rooftop. Both opponents approach carefully. The Winter Soldier sizes up his enemy, debating which of his many weapons he should use first. Perhaps a bullet to the kneecap from afar, only afterwards moving in for the kill. Jason Todd looks at him as well and then frowns.
“Wait …” Jason mutters. “Aren’t you … dead?”
“Well … I was … I got better.”
“And turned into a cyborg?” Jason asks. “What the Hell, man?”
“Well, it turned out I didn’t die during that explosion. I mean I did die, but I wasn’t dead enough they couldn't’t bring me back. I was just brain-damaged and missing an arm, you know?”
“So … you became a cyborg soviet assassin.”
“Well, I had brain damage!” the Winter Soldier shouts. “Got corrupted before I finally remembered everything!”
“And conveniently no one even heard of you until now. And now you’re sort of a bad guy when once you were the big hero’s sidekick.”
“Um … yeah.”
DING!
ROUND TWO!
“Wait!” the Winter Soldier says. “Aren’t YOU dead too?”
“That’s totally different!” Jason says, throwing up his hands.
“But aren’t you?”
“Okay, yes, TECHNICALLY I was beaten to death with a crowbar and then left in a warehouse with a bomb.”
“So you died. How do you get better from that?”
“Well, about six months later this teenager in a different dimension punched a really thick crystal wall and it made me not dead.”
“… seriously?”
“Yeah. Apparently I wasn’t SUPPOSED to die, so he made it right again.”
“By punching a wall …”
“ … yeah …”
“… and no one knew you were alive that whole time?”
“Well,” Jason begins, “I was … brain damaged …”
“ … and corrupted by one of your mentor’s enemies?”
“… yeah … and I didn’t get my memories back till later.”
DING!
ROUND THREE!
“So,” the Winter Soldier remarks, “… you sort of a bad guy now too?”
“Um, yeah …" Jason Todd says, shrugging. "I mean, I kill people but I think I’m doing the right thing, you know?”
“Sure, sure, I hear ya … um … So when did you first show up again?”
“Um, maybe a year and a half ago. You?”
“About a year ago.”
“Huh …” Jason muses.
“Yeah …” the Winter Soldier remarks.
“Well … this is weird … Um … instead of fighting, you just wanna go in different directions and kill other people instead?”
“Yeah, yeah,” the Winter Soldier agrees. “I feel like if we think about these coincidences for too long, we’ll brain-freeze or something.”
“And you’d know all about freezing.”
“Screw you, piñata boy. Later!”
The Winter Soldier jumps off the rooftop, leaving as Jason Todd scratches his head and goes down the fire escape.
“Maybe,” Jason Todd wonders, “the Winter Soldier is actually the Earth-Two version of ME. Maybe THAT’S why we’re so similar … nah.”
WINNER: Continuity parallels!