I don't want to shutup. I live in a @#$%ing zoo. I don't have to shutup. I have much to talk about.
My brother was nearly attacked by a dog yesterday.
Speaking of dogs my parent's dog got hit by a car not real long ago.
Yeah, it died.
Speaking of death - I just finished reading another of the Sandman books.
I think that's all of them now.
Speaking of now - right now I'm trying to finish up a list of courses for a drama convention I intend to start for this fall.
It will go on for a full weekend and break down all the various forms of theater.
It may go well or bomb immensly. I'm hoping to establish a pretty large fan-base by using my team for advertising in all the big theater places. Hope it goes well.
Speaking of well - I dropped my cat in one.
Speaking of one - My sister just got pregnant. She'll be fat soon.
Speaking of fat - heh. 😄
Originally posted by Psyquis52
Wop.Sorry Bada and good night.
Any news on the new Hellsing I should know about?
Hmmm
Well the III volume has a sweet Anderson figurine with it , some new non-manga content , b*tchin cg and has two awesome covers.
It also features.
Dandy Man
'Pimp-card'
Guy's getting impaled
Creepy Smiles
And Evil Nazi's
So a win-win situation all around hmm ?
Originally posted by Psyquis52
Like the impaling business.You just got me hooked again. 😛
Thanks for that.
Now I'm going to look through everything I've seen recently and make a recommendation...
umm.....Magnetic Rose. If you haven't seen it-watch it soon. It's very good and right up your alley I think.
Magnetic rose....
I think i've seen that. I thought it was a screwed up version of ghostbusters..lol.
I did like the look of that Sprigger though
Captain America vs BatmanThis is a tough one. On the one hand, Captain America is at the apex of human physical development and is a master of combat with lots of experience taking out opponents ranging from Nazis to superhuman juggernauts. He kicks ass for a living, and business is good.
On the other hand, Batman is Batman. The conventional wisdom is that, provided Batman has enough time to prepare, he can’t be beat. The dude has taken out Superman more than once, who once described him as “the most dangerous man on earth.” If Superman calls you that, you must be doing something right.
In Marvel vs DC, they try to have their cake and eat it, too. Batman wins a brawl in the sewers between the two heroes, but only because Captain America is caught unaware by a sudden geyser of filthy, reeking toilet water that sprays him in the face, allowing Batman to get a lucky batarang shot in. Batman wins, but only by exploiting Cap’s bad luck.
I’m going to be a little more decisive and say that Batman would just flat out win by doing the one thing Cap won’t do: cheat! Batman cheats like a mother****er! The man doesn't believe in fair fights, he's just interested in the outcome.
It would go like this: As they start fighting, Batman pops open a canister on his utility belt, releasing a colorless, odorless narcotic gas into the air. He needs Captain America to stay close enough to inhale the gas, so he uses a “rope-a-dope” ploy and lets Cap beat on him for a few minutes. To a casual observer, it looks like Cap is winning, but then the Marvel hero's vision starts to swim and his legs grow heavy. He sinks to one knee, dizzy… and then Batman pummels Captain America into oblivion, explaining how he has developed immunity over the years to the narcotic gas Cap has inhaled.
Then, when Cap is unconscious Batman takes permanent marker and draws all over his helpless foe and makes marshmellow eyes for him, which is really uncalled for, but funny.
Matt T. said...
Listen, Captain America used to whip whole hordes of screaming Nazis with a trash can lid, he can certaninly hand an obsessive-compulsive closet pederast with a tech fetish and bad personal skills his rich-boy ass. No contest. Bats would've popped your knock-out juice ("Hrhn. I'll use the Bat-America-Hater-Gas!"😉 and Cap woulda just kept on whipping ass. "I took on the Reich, mister! You think I can't hold my breath?"As for the Alabama ass-whippin' Superman laid on Thor, the Odinson must've had a cold that day or something. Thor whips ass on mythological beings before breakfast. Maybe Supes was using his Super-dick powers that make all those old issues of Jimmy Olsen and Lois Lane, Superman's Beard, so damn entertaining in a post-modern way. So, I say thee nay.
If I recall correctly, the way Superman was killed was when he faced a guy that did nothing but punch him in the face over and over again. So I think the Hulk would have at least a chance.Especially if it's the Hulk from the cover of that one Secret Wars issue where he's holding up a 150 billion ton mountain.
Jakanapes said...
as has been pointed out before, Cap has dealt with cheaters his whole life. He's best friends with Hawkeye, fer cryin' out loud.Not only would he pound Batman into paste, he'd do it while giving a long winded speech on the nobility of the human spirit, how quitters never win and winners never quit and how Batman's momma would be cryin' to see him be such a cheater.
I loves teh internets 😄
6) Legion of Super-Heroes vs. AvengersI'll handicap this by saying that the Legion is limited to 5 members. They are:
Mon-El
Ultra Boy
Matter-Eater Lad
Karate Kid
Brainiac 5Avengers get unlimited rosters.
Winner: Funeral services for the Avengers will be Monday, right after M-E Lad finishes crapping out Cap's shield. For those who doubt me:
Mon-El = Superman
Ultra Boy = ANOTHER Superman
Matter-Eater Lad= Capable of eating Cap's shield, Thor's Hammer, and Iron Man's Armor.
Karate Kid = Legion initiation was to beat up Superboy. Passed easily.
Brainiac 5 = Usually makes Batman look ill-prepared
bfnh said...
cap would beat the pedo off of batman. cap is like a slightly more agitated jack bauer carrying around a manhole cover. a manhole cover, ladies and gents.that vibranium/ adamantium/ crackwaynesheadium alloy would be bouncin' off of bats caped cowl much like robin goes boingo on the big bed.
William said...
The Batman/Cap fight really depends on when it is taking place. During this crossover, Bats wins, but it's not easy.However, if the fight were to take place currently, it's Bats by a landslide. Why? It's the preparation again. The moment Cap revealed that he was Steve Rogers, Batman was already liquidating Cap's accounts, donating his WWII memorabilia to the Wayne Foundation Fund for Orphans, and making plans to bang Sharon Carter.
Batman would make Cap's life a living Hell, and THEN he'd engage him in battle. This is a guy who kept files on the best ways to kill his friends, and built a frickin satellite to make sure he he'd be ready WHEN, not IF, he needed to execute said plans.
Throw in some back story about how Cap saved Joe Chill's life during the war, enabling him to come to Gotham and Bruce's parents. Surely, Batman will discover this info, and the streets will run Red, White, and Blue...