. . . . . have you paid homage to Gornack today . . . . . ?

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Mi拧t Senior Member

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Damn. 馃槵

Mine says, 'The secret to getting laid is ... ' Then it's ripped off as well. Damn, I'll probably die a virgin. 馃槵

I wonder what Gornack's says. 馃槙

Maybe the secret to eternal life is getting laidshock And to get laid...well, we'll have to figure that one outhmm

Spawn_Master Dickroll'd.

I give Gornak 1,000,000! euro

S.S Senior Member

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Whoa, hold on! I think Gornack is possessing my body so I'll learn what his fortune cookie read!! Hold on a sec . . . . 馃槕

馃槚 Do tell!!

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Originally posted by S.S
馃槚 Do tell!!
Whoa, that was crazy! I just saw into Gornack's mind. There were . . . things. ermm

Anyway, his fortune cookie said . . . "You will live a long prosperous life . . . . . . . . in bed!" 馃槺

He got all pissed because he's not even alive. no2

Fecking Gornack. That guy is such a dork sometimes. After he got all pissed, he slaughtered like half of Africa just to set some sort of example of the power he possesses and stuff like that. 馃檮

Spawn_Master Dickroll'd.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Whoa, that was crazy! I just saw into Gornack's mind. There were . . . things. ermm

Anyway, his fortune cookie said . . . "You will live a long prosperous life . . . . . . . . in bed!" 馃槺

He got all pissed because he's not even alive. no2

Fecking Gornack. That guy is such a dork sometimes. After he got all pissed, he slaughtered like half of Africa just to set some sort of example of the power he possesses and stuff like that. 馃檮

That is one damned good fortune cookie 馃槅

S.S Senior Member

shock Werd...........

Tired Hiker El Bastardo
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
I give Gornak 1,000,000! euro

Gornack told me to tell you that your soul has been saved. Though, he was tempted to take it.

Fecking Gornack. That guy. 馃檮

BlackSunshine Do what you want to do

PRAISE GORNACK!!!!

Tired Hiker El Bastardo
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
PRAISE GORNACK!!!!

Gornack was about to save you, but you only gave him a 6 in the sig rating thread. Oh, then again, six is one of his fav numbers.

Yer saved. 馃槉

BlackSunshine Do what you want to do

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 馃拑

darth vraya Disciple of Inglip

So when is gornack gonna come take my soul... oh wait, he can't
muahahahha msn-tongue

Tired Hiker El Bastardo
Originally posted by darth vraya
So when is gornack gonna come take my soul... oh wait, he can't
muahahahha msn-tongue

I don't know. Gornack has a mind of his own, me lady. 馃槙

Impediment Endless

Is Gornack a god of sacrifice? What does he demand sacrificed in his name?

rickyduck --------
Originally posted by darth vraya
your soul beats?

i was so gonna say that!

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Yeah, my soul beats. Everyone is diff.

Itzak The other extreme

*plays chess with Gornack and lets him win*

Tired Hiker El Bastardo
Originally posted by Itzak
*plays chess with Gornack and lets him win*

Smart man. One time, this guy beat Gornack at chess . . . . Gornack bit his lips off. 馃槵

Itzak The other extreme
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Smart man. One time, this guy beat Gornack at chess . . . . Gornack bit his lips off. 馃槵

Poor bastard... So do I get to keep my soul or what? dodgy

S.S Senior Member

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Smart man. One time, this guy beat Gornack at chess . . . . Gornack bit his lips off. 馃槵

notworthy

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

You are still here, aren't you? Gornack likes you. I can tell. 馃槉

One time, in the McDonald's parking lot, Gornack smashed a bus full of children with his fists, just because there weren't extra pickles on his Big Mac.