Originally posted by Impediment
Is Gornack a god of sacrifice? What does he demand sacrificed in his name?
Well, it's hard to say. If I were to tell you that he was a god, he might hear about it and his ego would flare up and then all kinds of hell would break loose. Also, he usually does the sacrificing himself and might take offense if someone does it for him. I really don't know how to describe it. All I know is that he's big, he's demented, and when he get's angry he destoys things and rips them apart, sometimes eats them, sometimes puts them on some sick display.
Gornack . . . the guy is nuts, I'll tell you that much, but you didn't hear it from me! 😉
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
You are still here, aren't you? Gornack likes you. I can tell. 😊One time, in the McDonald's parking lot, Gornack smashed a bus full of children with his fists, just because there weren't extra pickles on his Big Mac.
notworthy notworthy pray pray
*bows* What does Gornack think of Chuck Norris? shock Tell us oh great one!
Originally posted by Itzak
notworthy notworthy pray pray*bows* What does Gornack think of Chuck Norris? shock Tell us oh great one!
I'm not sure, but I think Gornack considers Chuck Norris to be not so tough. Gornack has a good sense of how Hollywood works with fancy editing and special effects. I think we should just let Gornack believe that Chuck Norris is weak, we won't tell him the truth or he might feel threatened which could lead to an everlasting battle between the two, where they will end up being the last two living creatures on Earth, stomping upon our dead souls as they try to kill eachother.
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I'm not sure, but I think Gornack considers Chuck Norris to be not so tough. Gornack has a good sense of how Hollywood works with fancy editing and special effects. I think we should just let Gornack believe that Chuck Norris is weak, we won't tell him the truth or he might feel threatened which could lead to an everlasting battle between the two, where they will end up being the last two living creatures on Earth, stomping upon our dead souls as they try to kill eachother.
shock faint Good thinking.