How would 616 react to Ultimate ?

Hulk: Yes! I finally tore that b!tch Wolverine apart!

✅ !!!!

Namor: "You slapped SUSAN!!??!!"

*Ultimate Namor's disfigured head is found from Canada weeks later*

i knew your post would be about Namor! and seeing as i posted:

Omega Red: You disgrace the name of Omega Red; You, your parents, and your pets will all be killed...and ill be coming for YOU next BENDIS!

LOL! ✅

Old Thing: Do I really complain that much?

Young Thing: Yeah but at least we're both stronger than the Hulk and can breath acid right?

Old Thing: 😕 Yeah right. 😮

616 would kill ulitmate wolverine for two reasons.
he kill ultimate wolverinr for losing jean when he had her.
he also kill ultimate wolverine because ultimate wolverines a pussy and needs to man up.

If Ult Wolvie's a pussy... what's Ult Spidey!?

Originally posted by Dark Shazam93
If Ult Wolvie's a pussy... what's Ult Spidey!?

A 16-year-old.

Originally posted by Dark Shazam93
If Ult Wolvie's a pussy... what's Ult Spidey!?

spidy: hey umm logan.....I need a favor
wolv:what is it bub?
spidy:here 5,000 dollar please just deal with my little problem.
wolv: oh u mister pure hearted are u honestly paying me to kill some one.
spidy: well ummm NO ( in a whisper he says) ya he will be at the train station at 10, please just do it.
wolv: aight bub , but u owe me one.
spidy: make him suffer please

616 Thor : Why Does Thou not speaketh Shakespearian English ?

Ultimate Thor : W.T.F. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😕

🙂

Hawkeye to Ultimate Hawkeye: "Could you...could you show me the fingernail trick?"

Ultimate Colossus to 616 Colossus: "If I said that you are hot, would I be considered narcissistic?"

616 wasp: why am i Asian
Ult wasp: well your husband didn't seem to mind

**616 Pym grinning at ult wasp**
**616 wasp slaps henry and walks of 😠**

Quicksilver to Ultimate Quicksilver: "Why are you touching your sister like that?"

616 Cap to Ult. Cap : "You think you're a bigger man because you won't use a parachute?"
Ult. Cap to 616 Cap: "What's with the wings on your noggin, mister?"

Originally posted by roughrider
616 Cap to Ult. Cap : "You think you're a bigger man because you won't use a parachute?"
Ult. Cap to 616 Cap: "What's with the wings on your noggin, mister?"

Lol

616 Spidey : Did i ever use that much yiddish ?

Ult Spidey : Whats with the freaky cotume ?

616 Luke Cage to Ult Cage-"Nigga please!"

Giant Man to Henry Pym: "Can I spend some time with your Janet? I'm...I'm working out some things; I think she can help me."

Henry Pym to Giant Man: 😑 "I'm...I mean you...I did some bad things - but you're just pathetic, buddy."

Ult. Wasp to 616 Wasp: "Do something for me, honey. Hit me a few times with this belt, OK? Anywhere is fine. Don't worry, I'm into pain."

616 Wasp to Ult. Wasp: 😑 ......( is spooked and flies away.)

Collosus: I'm gay in this world what the ****?

Jarvis: : I'm gay in this world what the ****?

Juggernaut: Damn why am I not that cool looking?

Beast: Where am I?

Captain America: What an *******.

Thor: Tis very strange of what a weak douche bag I am now.

Venom: Made on earth my ass.

Mr. Fantastic: This guy is a dumb shit compared to me.

Human Torch: Damn I am still straight but look gay.

Hulk: Ew why why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iron Man: Damn I am still an alcoholic

Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch: Ew what other incest shit are they gonna do next?

Wasp: What the hell am I asian or white?

Nick Fury: Samul L. Jackson?

Wonderman: Where am I?

Deadpool: Man I suck.

Iceman: Yes I banged Rogue and lived through it.

Magneto: Dude teach me.

Namor: Damn why can't I do that?

Thor : My hammer looks better, but what da f*ck got tricked by Quicksilver and they burned my hair??

IronMan : More sexy women, heavier armor...I vomited in the helmet wtf???

Thor : I got owned by an X-Man
Iron Man : Me too..Wait...That happened to me here as well...

Wolverine : They shot a rocket in me...Yeah bub I'm still here...And I owned Magneto...Got Jean there...Cool way....

Hulk : Hulk no eat human...Human too small...

Colossus : I'm gay ??? What da f*ck *punches the first Ultimate writer in the face*