616 Hulk: "CANNIBALISM!?!? Whatsamatter with you, Moron??? Cripes, even when I was a dumbass, there were lines I didn't cross!"
Ult. Hulk: "Big Green Man thinks he's better than Banner?! Banner will show you; take down your pants like me!!" (starts doing so...)
616 Hulk: "Oh lord, stop already. ( Count to ten, Count to ten...) All right, listen here; two words: Chinese Buffet. You can eat all you want there. Come with me, I know a place with great pork."
Ult. Hulk: Banner like pork! But...Banner want Betty, too. We can see women later, women like Betty?"
616 Hulk: "Sure sure, lotsa broads later on. I'll show you a good time, trust me. We'll get some kegs of beer each; a real guys night out."
Ult. Hulk: "You are Banner's friend! You understand me. Let's go for pork & beer! Banner will follow."
The Hulk's walk off, Ult. following 616.
616 Hulk: (under his breath) "I'll break his neck over the dessert buffet..."
Originally posted by littleredhat
They would most likely treat it as just another alternate universe.Hey guys don't use this thread as an excuse to Ultimate bash. If it was exactly the same as 616 it wouldn't need to exist.
You guys probably think I'm just being a fuddy duddy. Oh well.
I loves my ultimate U so much. 😮
WTF? 🤨
Originally posted by littleredhat
They would most likely treat it as just another alternate universe.Hey guys don't use this thread as an excuse to Ultimate bash. If it was exactly the same as 616 it wouldn't need to exist.
You guys probably think I'm just being a fuddy duddy. Oh well.
I loves my ultimate U so much. 😮
We're just having fun, that's all. 💃
Spidey would be like: Damn... When did I go on weight watchers!?
Next thing you know they'll start making cracks on each other.. 616 with the "You're so skinny..." jokes. I don't think USM would have any jokes. It'd be a great comic!
Why don't we put Bagley and that other guy(I can't renember his name at the moment...) in a room and have them make that comic?
[Hey does Ultimate Deadpool not realize he's a comic too?]
Originally posted by littleredhat
They would most likely treat it as just another alternate universe.Hey guys don't use this thread as an excuse to Ultimate bash. If it was exactly the same as 616 it wouldn't need to exist.
You guys probably think I'm just being a fuddy duddy. Oh well.
I loves my ultimate U so much. 😮
Go back to you love threads....
Originally posted by Mindship
616 Silver Surfer (seeing his Ultimate wings): "What the @#!&^%*! happened!!? (please, kill me now)"616 Ben Grimm (whom I remind everyone was cigar-smokin', 1920s-born, Brooklyn-tough Jack Kirby's alter ego): "'Dude'? I don't say 'dude'. Sheesh, you makin' me sound like some kinda pantywaist."
Damn straight....
Originally posted by H. S. 6
That wasn't Ultimate Silver Surfer. 😉
Then what in the Mighty Marvel Bullpen is this...
http://img58.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ultext003cov7rz.jpg
Originally posted by HellMaster93No... Siver Glider or something gay like that...
Then who was it...? Ultimate Sugarplum Fairy?
Colosus 616 to UC: OH MY GOD! I"M GAY!
I don't care if this is right corresponding or not. Still funny...:
UDP: So, you see these yellow boxes when you think too. I thought I was the only one.
616DP: And the thing is... It's just us. Everyone else is completely oblivious to it.
UDP: Have you asked?
616DP: They're just boxes. They're not hurting anyone.... although that's their downside.
