-=- I Am God -=-

So I picked up an opned, empty crushed Coke Can off the trash, Held it at arms lengh I then Order it to "Heal and Refill!!". The Crushed can then eexpanded back t its former seam-less shape, Then sealed itself.

I Cracked it open, it fizzed, I drank it down.

I have done this 3 times so far. If you want a video of em doing it (and you do) I'll upload one tommorrow. (Too late now, its 2:30-ish am!)

What is more, I take some cigarette paper (I don't smoke) Place them on a fan (Japanese Fan) Bounce them around, I then make one of them expand into an egg, I crack it open and make a real omlet out of real egg that I just created.

I'll get you a video of that too.

I.
Am.
Good. God.

*bows down*

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
So I picked up an opned, empty crushed Coke Can off the trash, Held it at arms lengh I then Order it to "Heal and Refill!!". The Crushed can then eexpanded back t its former seam-less shape, Then sealed itself.

I Cracked it open, it fizzed, I drank it down.

I have done this 3 times so far. If you want a video of em doing it (and you do) I'll upload one tommorrow. (Too late now, its 2:30-ish am!)

What is more, I take some cigarette paper (I don't smoke) Place them on a fan (Japanese Fan) Bounce them around, I then make one of them expand into an egg, I crack it open and make a real omlet out of real egg that I just created.

I'll get you a video of that too.

I.
Am.
Good. God.

Originally posted by NineCoronas
My penis is bigger than yours.

7.1 inches.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
7.1 inches.

And I blame all my spelling mistakes and grammer faults on the fact that its 3 am. - ish. I would have edited them, buuuuut the darn 15 minute edit restriction thing is in place.

So if any mod wants a crack at it..... thank you.

Originally posted by NineCoronas
7.1 😖 Wierd.

I am measuring when I am not erected. 😛 😉

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
So I picked up an opned, empty crushed Coke Can off the trash, Held it at arms lengh I then Order it to "Heal and Refill!!". The Crushed can then eexpanded back t its former seam-less shape, Then sealed itself.

I Cracked it open, it fizzed, I drank it down.

I have done this 3 times so far. If you want a video of em doing it (and you do) I'll upload one tommorrow. (Too late now, its 2:30-ish am!)

What is more, I take some cigarette paper (I don't smoke) Place them on a fan (Japanese Fan) Bounce them around, I then make one of them expand into an egg, I crack it open and make a real omlet out of real egg that I just created.

I'll get you a video of that too.

I.
Am.
Good. God.

Originally posted by TOH
Ok, now go to the Religion Forum and answer all the 1000000 questions about you 😐

God's Busy, Try Jesus.

PM me, I'll give you a respounce within 6-8 weeks. Questions only, PMing me automatically concents you to any respounce no matter how offence or truthfull, One question only, All answers will relate to question, Resaults may vary.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
I am measuring when I am not erected.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
God's Busy, Try Jesus.

Originally posted by TOH
Oh measuring your penis again? 😕
Sorry to bother you 😖

He put my Manly - Goddly Ego to test, I had to respound.
I added.

😱 pray

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
7.1 inches.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
I am measuring when I am not erected. 😛 😉

Originally posted by lord xyz
HA, that's roughly the same size as mine, and I'm not even 16 yet!

Originally posted by Renamon
you dare defy our lord 😱

😱 what kind of man are you?! pokey

http://www.youtube.com/results?search=cyril+takayama&search_type=search_videos&search=Search 😐

Coca Cola will take on God for not paying for their product, but rather using his powers to refill his drink free of charge. You better have damn good lawyer, God. 😛

Originally posted by Kosta
Coca Cola will take on God for not paying for their product, but rather using his powers to refill his drink free of charge. You better have damn good lawyer, God. 😛

Originally posted by BakaXero
http://www.youtube.com/results?search=cyril+takayama&search_type=search_videos&search=Search 😐