-=- I Am God -=-

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Koala MeatPie Tonk's Husband

The Burger Thing is Reletivly Simple.

Revernd Maynard Cummin Soon

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
So I picked up an opned, empty crushed Coke Can off the trash, Held it at arms lengh I then Order it to "Heal and Refill!!". The Crushed can then eexpanded back t its former seam-less shape, Then sealed itself.

I Cracked it open, it fizzed, I drank it down.

I have done this 3 times so far. If you want a video of em doing it (and you do) I'll upload one tommorrow. (Too late now, its 2:30-ish am!)

What is more, I take some cigarette paper (I don't smoke) Place them on a fan (Japanese Fan) Bounce them around, I then make one of them expand into an egg, I crack it open and make a real omlet out of real egg that I just created.

I'll get you a video of that too.

I.
Am.
Good. God.

OH YEAH!!!!!

well

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Koala MeatPie Tonk's Husband

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
OH YEAH!!!!!

well

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Go to eBaum's, Search "Milkshake" Click on the fat lady.

Have Javex Ready for Eye smearing.

Bloigen Restricted
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
7.1 inches.

HAHA! I'm taller than you.

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
So I picked up an opned, empty crushed Coke Can off the trash, Held it at arms lengh I then Order it to "Heal and Refill!!". The Crushed can then eexpanded back t its former seam-less shape, Then sealed itself.

I Cracked it open, it fizzed, I drank it down.

I have done this 3 times so far. If you want a video of em doing it (and you do) I'll upload one tommorrow. (Too late now, its 2:30-ish am!)

What is more, I take some cigarette paper (I don't smoke) Place them on a fan (Japanese Fan) Bounce them around, I then make one of them expand into an egg, I crack it open and make a real omlet out of real egg that I just created.

I'll get you a video of that too.

I.
Am.
Good. God.

My shit stinks much better than yours.

Revernd Maynard Cummin Soon

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Go to eBaum's, Search "Milkshake" Click on the fat lady.

Have Javex Ready for Eye smearing.

i like me some big women droolio

this is awkward lookaround

NineCoronas Senior Member

Originally posted by lord xyz
HA, that's roughly the same size as mine, and I'm not even 16 yet!

7.1 -- non-erect??? 🤨 that be lie. 😛

Cool. I'm not even sixteen yet either. 🙄

Inspectah Deck life is a dream
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
7.1 inches.

Mines is 2 inches....

Off the ground evillaugh

Itzak The other extreme

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
So I picked up an opned, empty crushed Coke Can off the trash, Held it at arms lengh I then Order it to "Heal and Refill!!". The Crushed can then eexpanded back t its former seam-less shape, Then sealed itself.

I Cracked it open, it fizzed, I drank it down.

I have done this 3 times so far. If you want a video of em doing it (and you do) I'll upload one tommorrow. (Too late now, its 2:30-ish am!)

What is more, I take some cigarette paper (I don't smoke) Place them on a fan (Japanese Fan) Bounce them around, I then make one of them expand into an egg, I crack it open and make a real omlet out of real egg that I just created.

I'll get you a video of that too.

I.
Am.
Good. God.

I have proof here you ain't God. 😐
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=389074

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

I am Jesus, may I be of assistance?

My Father is Koala, It's true.

Mišt Senior Member

Bah, I once farted and....well yeahermm

Fear me!

Thorinn Static Stance

Originally posted by Mišt
Bah, I once farted and....well yeahermm

Fear me!

Whats that smell firefirefireph