The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Turr_Phennir3,287 pages

[Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality may very well be one of the greatest fan fics of all time.]

And where to begin with you, Nai? mmm

I'm not quite sure why you continue to accuse me of confirmation bias when you seem to ignore evidence to the contrary (to say nothing of the many threads in which I've defended the placement of the likes of Ragnos, Caedus, Kun, etc.). Rather, if anyone has suffered from confirmation bias it was Janus and company from day one. I find it mildly perplexing that they somehow were spared your obsessive wrath, but then they had to deal with me and my wrath is much worse, if not more obsessive. sneer

I'm familiar with the principle of the devil's advocate and no I didn't assume that it was an opponent of dogma, simply that you've apparently fancied yourself as both from time to time. That you defended Yoda is not a surprise to me; if I recall, that subject (if not thread) was one of the few arguments that pitted you and Janus against one another. That you acknowledged the possibility of Ragnos dying at Yoda's hands also is unsurprising, as is your tentative recognition of Palpatine's "possible" status. (Likewise, I can go and find you threads in which I have acknowledged [repeatedly] the possibilities and probabilities of Palpatine dying in combat against another opponent.)

That you believe this somehow undermines your predilection for arguing in Ragnos's favor is the only real surprise. Perhaps if you presented evidence rather than a mild acknowledgement (as I did with Kun), I'd be impressed. I mean, I can find threads such as these, in which you blindly make assertions that Ragnos is somehow a better lightsaber duelist than Palpatine or whatnot, so the idea that you were a steadfast opponent of that bullshit is simply false.

As far as our discourse via email, you sought me after I said I was willing to discuss the issue. When you couldn't maintain your civilty, I blocked you from KMC and you continued to stalk and harass my posts long after I refused to speak with you. That is the very embodiment of obsession and something I simply don't share.

And lastly, the idea that you somehow left my essay on Palpatine untouched defies the very principle you claim to obey. If it is such a nexus of dogma and confirmation bias, one would think that you would have already ripped it to shreds. (Since you've apparently posted on the thread a few times for just that purpose, only to stop short of actually engaging.) But then I guess intimidation is a pretty tight leash, isn't it?

Aaaand back to my fic.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are... friends? mmm

As in many other comic books, female characters are sometimes depicted with breasts on the verge of being disproportionately large. However, breast size is only ambiguously canonical, as characters that appear in both comics and movies typically have smaller breasts in the movies, whose canonicity overrides that of the comics.

Oh, Wookieepedia you never fail to entertain me.

Ragnos's breasts are the fullest and perkiest in history.

Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality is in fact the single greatest fanfiction of all time. I am literally trembling from the conclusion of Chapter 76.

Z.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality is in fact the single greatest fanfiction of all time.

I wouldn't go that far, but it's really good.

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
I wouldn't go that far, but it's really good.

You're not done yet why are you not reading MoR right now you have no excuse for not reading and I have read more pages of Harry Potter Fanfiction than there are words in The Lord of the Rings and I think that I am capable of judging this particular arena (though I may be willing to qualify my statement such that it is confined to the realm of Harry Potter fanfiction) and I assure you, Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality is of objectively notable quality within that realm. The variance in quality over time means that it may not compare with the work of Blank101 (here's that qualifier) but it is head and shoulders above the dreck that passes as contemporary (popular) literature.

FORGIVE ME OF MY IMPUDENCE I AM UNWORTHY OF YOUR BENEVOLENT LOVE

lol

but srsly, there's no site that you need to visit until you're current with MoR. Not KMC, not porn, not facebook. All MoR all the time.

Originally posted by Zampanó
lol

but srsly, there's no site that you need to visit until you're current with MoR. Not KMC, not porn, not facebook. All MoR all the time.

The hell you say?

Dead serious. Chapter 76 is better than porn, but doesn't work unless you've read the entire thing.

(For what it's worth, 74 is largely porn, despite the lack of erotica or sexual content.)

Z
Dead serious. Chapter 76 is better than porn, but doesn't work unless you've read the entire thing.

What kind of substandard porn have you been watching, son? uhuh

Z
(For what it's worth, 74 is largely porn, despite the lack of erotica or sexual content.)

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You mean... weak dialogue?

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
What kind of substandard porn have you been watching, son? uhuh

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Better than porn because when porn is over you lose interest in it. (Well, when the important part of porn is over...)


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You mean... weak dialogue?


I mean that it is a single event that is surrounded by largely unnecessary buildup ("foreplay"😉 that would have satisfied the audience had the entire exercise consisted solely of that event.

(The "Self-Actualization" arc didn't wow me until after the 5 month hiatus.)

Intriguing. And your sense of romance is inspiring. haermm

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Indeed. The romantic vectors of pornography are critical to a good relationship, after all.

Boardwalk Empire is an amazing show. The combination of the American Mafia and roaring 20's can't be beat.

The birth of a meme

YouTube video

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
You have no idea how funny I find it that of all that I said about him, [b]this is the only thing you, the closest thing Nai has to a consistent ally and companion, dispute.

This is profile worthy. 😂 [/B]

Mainly because I know Nai can more than hold himself against you in anything but a Neph loving contest, *****!

Oh snap!

SM
Mainly because I know Nai can more than hold himself against you in anything but a Neph loving contest, *****!

Oh snap!

Given his constant pursuit of me on these forums, I'm sure he'd love nothing more and I'm glad you're here to confirm it.

Freudian slip? 😂

Spoiler:
I'm pretty sure you meant "hold his own against [you]" but your words are far more appropriate.
Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
Wow, I guess that solves that. I couldn' t have done all that even if I wanted to, EXCELLENT post...

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