The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Why hate me? Just love me.

i used to. before her

Don't fool yourself. You still love me.

you'd like to think so, wouldn't you? and yet she's the one you wake up next to, her golden curls sprawled out behind her head, the apparent manifestation of beauty... that, friend, is a betrayal i cannot forgive

I thought you were joking, but you actually DO remember her.

i may or may not have an eidetic memory... or you may be under electronic surveillance

I'll take the latter. And you win, I accept betrayal. I'm back on the light side, though. Count me off the twenty lost members list.

starwars

once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny

If by dark path you mean sex, then yes, it will. I'm still off the list, though.

Originally posted by Nephthys
He'sI'm having a gay old time.

Originally posted by Major Valerian
If by dark path you mean sex, then yes, it will. I'm still off the list, though.

that was convincing really

Convincing or not, I am getting it. Living with a woman helps. You should try it sometime. It's almost automatic.

Sex isn't worth living with a woman.

With my golden curls woman it is.

I smell a wedding in the future.

I'd normally be scared by the mention of that word, but now that you mention it, I've actually proposed.

🪩

woah-- congrats!

...how old are you, exactly?

I'd normally be scared by the mention of that word, but now that you mention it, I've actually proposed.

Who's the lucky dude? Seewhutididthur?

This thread has gone somewhere interesting.

24. I know, maybe too young for some...