The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by Nephthys
He's having a gay old time.

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Lol. He's Gideon.

Oh. Couldn't bother to check his posts. It's going great. I kinda missed this place.

Dude, your profile says you hate cats.

That's heresy.

No, hating dogs is heresy. Cats, they're evil.

How's [high school/college/grad school/employment]?

College and employment. It's all good. Hadn't logged in to KMC in a while, what's new?

Sexy got banned.

It was only a matter of time.

Originally posted by Major Valerian
It was only a matter of time.

Sexy didn't get banned. He made Ush look like a fool and his sex appeal was too great to overcome, so Ush decided to let him leave rather than think about him night and day.

Hello, Sexy.

I assume you're talking to me, since I'm much sexier than Beefy. KMC is same old, same old. But I'm watching The Negotiator, which is cool.

Same old? Damn. Just got tired of being one of the "Lost Members" or whatever you used to call it. But it seems like KMC is as dead as always.

Yes, you're one of the Lost Twenty, like Dooku.
KMC is definitely deader than usual, but when business is being conducted, it's same old, same old.

I was cruelly banned, Beefy committed suicide by Ush, Janus forgot his email address and created a new account, Blax is out banging white chicks left and right, Neph is much less flamboyant than usual, Lucien is still Canadian, Faunus is banging a hot [Indian?] chick, Zamp/Nemesis came out of the closet publicly a while back, etc.

Interesting set of events. Especially the coming out of the closet one. I was unfamiliar with the term "Lost Twenty". What's that about?

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It was a Star Wars reference.

Spoiler:
The Lost Twenty = Jedi Knights who left the order of which Count Dooku was the last.

GOD, I know that. I meant that how did you come up with that? Who are the "Lost Twenty" of KMC?

I DONT KNOW, OKAY?!

FINE!

It'll be "The Lost Nineteen" from now on, though.

i hate you, you man of sex