The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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There was a DC fan-fiction I read a few years back that was about Wonder Woman. Some DC villainess sneaks aboard the watchtower and mind controls all the men onboard into raping Diana. They each manage to capture her long enough to get their rape on, after which she manages to KO them somehow and escape. She goes through Batman, Hal, Flash, Elastic Man, Martian Manhunter, and than finally Superman, at which point the villainess commands Clark to get it on with her in front of Diana. The story reaches its end when Clark climaxes inside of her and the force of his orgasm rips her in half, thus ending the mind-control spell.

Pretty lulzy. I think it's called "Wonder Woman in Bondage" or something.

without a doubt, the Harry Potter/Avenger's crossover "Wand and Shield."

I also enjoy "Methods of Rationality" (and you might as well, if you skip to ~Ch 21 (or 31)). "Luminosity" (and its sequel "Radiance"😉 is (are) similar, but with more vampires.

Ectomancer is a good one, but unfinished. There is a Harry Potter/Sherlock crossover in existence, so that's pure gold.

cracked.com/blog/6-things-that-never-make-sense-about-zombie-movies/

Originally posted by Ush the Homo
cracked.com/blog/6-things-that-never-make-sense-about-zombie-movies/

A surprisingly weak Fortey blog. It's as if he's never read anything by Max Brooks.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Best fanfiction you've ever read? Other than Paradise Lost obviously.
Im just hopping onto this because I finished reading a trilogy of sorts.

Its on fanfiction.net, and its a star wars one. Luke is raised as the Heir to the Empire, and its actually very well written.

Blank101 is the author.

The Son of Suns trilogy? Gideon introduced us to that one a few years ago. It's better than any of the actual novels in the EU.

I found the story. It's called "Wonderwoman versus the Justice League". lulz.

Yeah blank is pretty much a god imo. Theres another great german chick I love. Stories called Those Gilded Chains We Wear.

Its too bad Lucas Arts doesn't care, or I would tell them to hire Blank, whoever they are.

Yeah, the Sun of Sons. I read it a LONG time ago and had just now reread it, due to it being rather long. Still amazing.

I'm a better writer than either of those two.

Black people can't spell, moron. lrn 2 lie lsr!

I'm the best speller in the world. I've won my elementary school spelling bee eight years in a row.

Steven Hawking can't not gape. He gaped when I took a shit, which is about equal to your spelling feats.

Lol, nice edit. I guess even you knew it was dumb.

What are you talking about?

yo momma

That's stupid. You're stupid.

yo mommas stupid

Yo momma so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order and when she got locked in a mattress store she slept on the floor.

Yo mamma jokes.

90s In Living Color, welcome back.

Originally posted by Nephthys
yo mommas stupid

Yo momma so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order and when she got locked in a mattress store she slept on the floor.

You're incapable of making a statement that isn't completely idiotic. My God. You are the most moronic person who has ever lived, and Ghandi is included in this comparison.

u smell lyke poo