The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Yeah, she told me about how tiny you guys' dicks are. "Shorter than a pencil eraser", she said.

I'd expect that from a British man. Jesus has disappointed me, though.

Who cares. I got mine.

You got your small dick? Yes, that's been established. It's par the course for the English, so I've heard.

No, I mean I got my end away. My dick was big enough for your mum to let me put it inside her at least.

That doesn't sound too difficult, since apparently a magnifying glass is required to see your dick anyway. You could fit it into anything.

Originally posted by Nephthys

Its not that faggy. uhuh

The real picture certainly is.

I don't know what you're talking about. That is the real picture. Teehee.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
That doesn't sound too difficult, since apparently a magnifying glass is required to see your dick anyway. You could fit it into anything.

So if Neph said he violated you at a party one night, you'd never know.

As if I'd leave him conscious.

Even if I was conscious I wouldn't even notice, such is the giggle-worthy size of Neph's micro-penis.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Even if I was conscious I wouldn't even notice, such is the giggle-worthy size of Neph's micro-penis.

Then having taken your assertion as fact, we must assume that at some point - perhaps multiple points - you have been Neph's *****.

No, my Mother has. Try to keep up, bro.

It's funny because I've totally raped you loads and you don't even know it.

That's so gay. You're gay.

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OMG, I am!? No way!

You're so gay it's unfortunate.

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My god. They only got that thing down to about half health...

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Best fanfiction you've ever read? Other than Paradise Lost obviously.