Saw Magic Mike. I'm disappointed that I'm disappointed.
Shallow criticisms:
[list][*]Entirely too much Matthew Mcconaughey. He is repulsive and should've been sidelined ASAP.[list=a][*]Little heavy on his guybutt, too.[/list][*]For a movie aimed at women, there's an abundance of breasts flopping around. It's not that I don't like titties[/url]; just that when guybutt is the premise, it shouldn't take a big buildup for 1.5 seconds of cheeks while breasts just hang out like nobody's business.[*]The plot was way too prominent. Both of us were bored more often than not.[*]Even where the routines were interesting (~65% of them were fun) they were too short, or too frenetic to convey the atmosphere. Flickering from oblique to pec doesn't do much to establish styles or identities.[/list]
Shallow praise:
[list][*]I enjoyed Bomer's drug-dealing new-age character, who passes out E like candy while refusing S&M because of "bad energy."[*]Tatum is an athletic dancer.[*]Pettyfer is pretty (even with that freaking thing on his chin).[/list]
Anecdotes:
[list][*]We were 2 of the only 4 guys I saw at the theater.[list=a][*]Guy no. 3: 16 year old on a date (didn't notice him macking on his girl.) 😬
[*]Guy no. 4: 65+ year old spherical old guy sitting alone. (We lol'd.)[/list]
[*]Many of the women had been pregaming; as their buzz wore off the theater quieted down (because it was so boring).
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Slightly deeper criticism:
[list][*]Even after untold hours of porn watching mechanical, stonefaced dudes going at it, this triggered my squick meter. There's a huge stigma against guybutt (there's one scene with truly unpleasant jiggle). I went in expecting to enjoy pretty men, but instead was uncomfortable with the level of objectification. I wonder if this is how regular Hollywood movies make women feel all the time?[*]As a measure of whether women are a valuable target audience, this appears to be a success. Maybe edging in through the women's sexuality angle rather than women's strength angle will result in more strong female protagonists?[/list]
IDK, I'd rather have spent the time macking on my boy, rather than sitting in the theater. Honestly though, we couldn't not go to this movie. Lesson learned, I guess.