The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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America Is Nothing But A Joke & A Corporate Empire & The USSR & Joseph Stalin Are Heroes & Universal healthcare Is The Way To Go ROTJ & samfreedman Are Corporate Hoes Who Have Phone Sex HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Well, looks like the love of my life hosted the Teen Choice awards without my knowledge.

Blax, whenever I visit the Union's Most Liberal State, it would behoove you to arrange a meeting between myself and my beloved.

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Originally posted by The_Tempest
Well, looks like the love of my life hosted the Teen Choice awards without my knowledge.

Blax, whenever I visit the Union's Most Liberal State, it would behoove you to arrange a meeting between myself and my beloved.

Justin Bieber? Figures

Justin Bieber didn't host the Teen Choice awards this year.

I just wanted to mention some faggy star you have a man crush on.

I don't think that Jbeib is a fa g. I'm pretty sure he has his pick of (screaming, pubescent) girls. And Selena Gomez is something like 22 years old.

The hate on Jbeibs always reminds me of when my cousin was like 5 and wanted everyone to know how much he hates Barney. Like, most of the population of adults (or men, in the case of the beibs) does not think about Barney (Beiber) at all. Ever. There are no more social points for you to get by bashing him than there are for bashing the teletubbies.

He makes pop music aimed at little girls who pull billions of dollars out of their parents' wallets. The music isn't very complex or innovative, but nobody asks a teen heartthrob to be a prodigy. That's what Rush, Yes, and Journey are for.

Also, maybe we can try to stay away from calling people f ags, just like as a rule? I feel like I have had to say this a lot but it isn't very difficult to avoid language designed specifically to make a group feel badly. Like, I have never been so short on epithets that I had no option but to call someone a Zionist Kike, and that's kind of the same scenario.

Originally posted by Zampanó
He makes pop music aimed at little girls who pull billions of dollars out of their parents' wallets. The music isn't very complex or innovative, but nobody asks a teen heartthrob to be a prodigy. That's what Rush, Yes, and Journey are for.

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Personally, I think at least one of Justin Bieber's songs is really catchy. And technically proficient musicians don't always make "good music." Rush is actually a great example of that. Prodigious players all around, but Alex Lifeson is a downright terrible soloist compared to Neal Schon. All the skill in the world is irrelevant if you can't hone it into an engaging song. Rush's most triumphant blend of technical prowess and pop savvy is "Limelight."

In uni my female flatmates were crazy about Bieber. Despite them being 22 and him being 15.

So mainly I just think he's pretty creepy.

Oh, and also his music ****ing blows.

I used to be an elitist snob when it came to music until I realized that the point was to enjoy it. So I broadened my horizons; I'll listen to anything catchy and no longer confine myself to a specific genre.

Thats cool. I'll just be over here, listening to All Along The Watchtower from the Watchmen soundtrack.

One particularly catchy song that has entranced me of late has been Diamond Rio's "Beautiful Mess."

You're such a big sap.

Originally posted by Nephthys
In uni my female flatmates were crazy about Bieber. Despite them being 22 and him being 15.

So mainly I just think he's pretty creepy.

Oh, and also his music ****ing blows.


How old are you, exactly?

(I have been enjoying Jason Mraz unapologetically, so I'm not proud.)

22, now.

My b-days 25/12/1990.

Huh, you're older than me. And Zamp, who's like 17.

Also, maybe we can try to stay away from calling people f ags, just like as a rule? I feel like I have had to say this a lot but it isn't very difficult to avoid language designed specifically to make a group feel badly. Like, I have never been so short on epithets that I had no option but to call someone a Zionist Kike, and that's kind of the same scenario.

If you called me a Zionist kike, I'd just say "them some fightin words queerbait". Meaning I wouldn't get offended.

So I'm thinking KMC's SWVF should have a TVTropes page. I'd like to nominate myself as the Invincible Hero and the Bigger Is Better In Bed. And Genius Bruiser. And God.