The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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James spider is going to have a new tv show!

Originally posted by NemeBro
Do I look like a ****ing pedophile to you?

Um..... yes?

I mean, those eyes are just creepy.

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James spider is going to have a new tv show!

Really? So is James Spader. Made a thread about it some time ago.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Hall is a good actor, but Dexter is simply not (and has never been) a compelling protagonist. Just like Palpatine, as much as I love him, is not a compelling protagonist. A compelling protagonist should generally be likeable and sympathetic.
You're right, he never was. He was a fun protagonist, and a functional one to serve as a vehicle for the show's premise. He suited that perfectly. Debra was the compelling and sympathetic character, and she's actually had an arc on the show. I like to say that Dexter's the star, Debra's the story.

I've also said before that season 5 would have been a great ending. He consistently breaks even throughout the series--gains and loses a brother, a lover, a friend, a wife, and a Lumen. He has his son now, but he's still leading a life of secrecy and murderous urges. Everyone around him gets a happy ending (Deb with Quinn, Angel with LaGuerta, Masuka with Hooker), but he's returned to square one, surrounded by a veritable paradise that his killing produced. Breaking even in the end would have been very appropriate for a character whose premise is "doing good by doing evil."

And Neph I didn't mind season 6 as much. It felt more focused, and the Big Bad felt more threatening. It was the weakest of the first 6, though to be sure. 7 and 8 have been terribly misguided in their focus.

Lawl.

Who played this great game and gets this?

What's that game?

L.A. Noire.

Never played it.

Originally posted by Col. Valerian
Never played it.
You're lying, Morgan!

Well from a stranger on the Internet is is not exactly the same thing, I admit. But even though that word doesn't hurt me personally, I would be upset and intimidated if a group of football players (for example) was shouting it in my face.

Yea well I'm glad you think I'm a group of football players shouting it in your face. I mean I work out pretty hardcore but even then I don't think I would compare myself to a football player. But thank you sweet pea.

There's only a few shows worth watching on tv like EVER. Not counting cartoons like the Simpsons, Family Guy, or Aqua Teen Hunger Force..

Macgyver, Always Sunny, Arrested Development, The Americans, and Boardwalk Empire.

You forgot Bullshit and Ren & Stimpy.

I grew up on Ren & Stimpy but I never liked it. Too disgustingly graphic.

You... grew up on something you disliked? Isn't that like giving your work money for the privilege of laboring for them?

I watched it occasionally, it is part of my youth. I also watched "Doug" but thought it was retarded.

I watched crap I thought was awful all the time when I was young. Like Smallville.

You know, between rewatching Friends episodes everyday. How was it always so funny?

I'm not sure Friends was ever funny.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I watched crap I thought was awful all the time when I was young. Like Smallville.

You know, between rewatching Friends episodes everyday. How was it always so funny?

Was? I still laugh at Friends even though I've watched every single episode.

Was as in I don't watch it anymore. Used to be about 2 episides a day on TV, but I don't watch TV anymore. I'm sure it would still be hilarious today. I have no idea how it can be so funny after watching it so many times.

Neither do I. It's genius; I've never seen another comedy that makes me laugh as much as Friends.

YouTube video

This may be the greatest mix of catchy song and most hilariously misinterpreted video ever. I LOVE watching uncoordinated people dance.