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It's official: Legacy of the Force could not get any worse. The next novel has confirmed to two events that **** up my EU experience:

Spoiler:
Pellaeon (my favorite character) is assassinated. Daala returns.

I could cry... 🙁

NO! 😠

Originally posted by Gideon
It's official: Legacy of the Force could not get any worse. The next novel has confirmed to two events that **** up my EU experience:

Spoiler:
Pellaeon (my favorite character) is assassinated. Daala returns.

I could cry... 🙁

No.

Just.. just no.

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!

Palleon was the most badass Imperial ever!

Let us mourn.

Man, **** the NJO series.

Is it Daala who does the assassinating?

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Man, **** the NJO series.

Is it Daala who does the assassinating?

No.

My network of informants informs me that it was Tahiri, at the behest of Jacen Solo, who was responsible for the murder.

Found some new updates on Pellaeon's murder.

On another note, I'm probably going to be banned from SD.net and/or bitched out by their moderator. Ah, well. It was worth it for that final post...

http://www.bolerosocks.com/?gclid=CNmbr4eNvJECFQ3llAodpCQoNA

Originally posted by MutantMessiah
http://www.bolerosocks.com/?gclid=CNmbr4eNvJECFQ3llAodpCQoNA

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Originally posted by Gideon
Found some new updates on Pellaeon's murder.

On another note, I'm probably going to be banned from SD.net and/or bitched out by their moderator. Ah, well. It was worth it for that final post...

Link me. Now.

Originally posted by MutantMessiah
http://www.bolerosocks.com/?gclid=CNmbr4eNvJECFQ3llAodpCQoNA

Your one to talk about socks Nebaris. 😛

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Link me. Now.

To the information on Pellaeon's murder or my defiant posts to the moderation?

Did you try them on yet? They're nice and comfortable and extremely durable. I like to name mine. You could call one of your's Darth P-Man Jr.

Originally posted by MutantMessiah
Did you try them on yet? They're nice and comfortable and extremely durable. I like to name mine. You could call one of your's Darth P-Man Jr.

Have you contemplated suicide?

Originally posted by MutantMessiah
Did you try them on yet? They're nice and comfortable and extremely durable. I like to name mine. You could call one of your's Darth P-Man Jr.

You have come up with some genuinely funny material in your tenure(s) here. But this? This shit is just embarrassing. It retroactively kills any funny thing you've ever posted.

"Darth P-Man Junior"?

Jesus Christ.

The P can either stand for Publius or Palpatine, just so you know. I'll let you pick, as it is you who shall be wearing them.

Originally posted by MutantMessiah
The P can either stand for Publius or Palpatine, just so you know. I'll let you pick, as it is you who shall be wearing them.

I used to think that God put you on Earth to be a living example of why the next generation ought to make use of birth control, but now I see that you're actually a walking, talking, semi-functioning demonstration of why abortion should become common practice.

It's honestly not that hard to ignore obvious socks, I should think, buuut that's just me, I suppose...

Anything new happening, fellas? Any more of Dark Empire reposted, Gid?

Happy Birthday, Rampant Ox.

This just in:

Spoiler:
My mind-boggling, vast network of spies and informants have informed me that, apparently, there is a physical relationship between the former Imperial Admiral Daala and Boba Fett. Just in case people have forgotten their sense of time, Boba's 70+ years old in this book. Ew. Two new pieces of information have come to light: a no-name Mandalorian, in battle, has the opportunity to slay Jacen Solo -- but chooses not too (it's "Jaina's kill", he assures himself) and Pellaeon is engaged in numerous political issues on Bastion with the rest of the Moff Council.