The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

You're *not* Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton = MEH.

Originally posted by Gideon
This just in:

Spoiler:
My mind-boggling, vast network of spies and informants have informed me that, apparently, there is a physical relationship between the former Imperial Admiral Daala and Boba Fett. Just in case people have forgotten their sense of time, Boba's 70+ years old in this book. Ew. Two new pieces of information have come to light: a no-name Mandalorian, in battle, has the opportunity to slay Jacen Solo -- but chooses not too (it's "Jaina's kill", he assures himself) and Pellaeon is engaged in numerous political issues on Bastion with the rest of the Moff Council.

mmm

Intresting, to say the least.

Daala is always having an affair with some old geezer though, whore.

That's true. Though, to be fair, Grand Moff Tarkin exceeded her own age by decades when she was banging him. Fett and she are likely, now, close to the same age.

ew... old Elephant sex.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
ew... old Elephant sex.

You don't have to pretend. We all know what you're into. 😎

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
mmm

Intresting, to say the least.

Daala is always having an affair with some old geezer though, whore.

Originally posted by Gideon
You don't have to pretend. We all know what you're into. 😎

Only if they're cackling and shooting lightning out of there fingers.

FAP FAP FAP daala.....

Can anyone tell me why Ivalice was banned.
He was the funniest one here.

Insulting people too much.

The stuff he (we) do here in the Star Wars vs. forum, we can't get away with outside of the SWVF. He made the mistake of taking his debatign style out into the rest of the forum.

It's because we're special. 😄

This thread gives me an erection.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
This thread gives me an erection.

Your erection? Please. Some subjects are just too short for conversation.

It appears that you seem to be missing a very essential fact about me in regards to my manhood.

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
It appears that you seem to be missing a very essential fact about me in regards to my manhood.

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Damn.

Somebody just got pwnd 😐

Indeed

Quick question: How do you put a picture under your title? I can't quite work it out.

Go to profile at the top, Edit Options, and it should be there.