The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Really? I don't see any WORDS in them. Mine had WORDS.

What a fantastic ****ing deduction, Poirot. Congratulations, you get a merit badge for your kiddy camper sash: The "Easily out-foxed by household utensils" badge. Wear it with pride, then jump off a blimp.

There isn't supposed to be any words. Neither of the people I quoted wrote any. Twit.

You need to calm down, lol.

Take a deep breath, Neph.

Originally posted by Nephthys
What a fantastic ****ing deduction, Poirot. Congratulations, you get a merit badge for your kiddy camper sash: The "Easily out-foxed by household utensils" badge. Wear it with pride, then jump off a blimp.

There isn't supposed to be any words. Neither of the people I quoted wrote any. Twit.

DEM BE WORDS, YO.

Lol, you guys think I'm actually mad instead of giggling in bed while coming up with elaborate insults for fun.

How cute.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose

DEM BE WORDS, YO.

Those are quotes, bad-sexface. They don't show up even if you quick quote someone.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Those are quotes, bad-sexface. They don't show up even if you quick quote someone.

How can I trust you? You can't even liftquote, bro.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Lol, you guys think I'm actually mad instead of giggling in bed while coming up with elaborate insults for fun.

How cute.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
How can I trust you? You can't even liftquote, bro.

Wow, what scummy, lowlife, repulsive thing to say. How do you get out of your bed in the morning knowing that you're basically the worst thing a universe has ever been responsible for? Also it must be especially hard with your hands persistently wanking every mutated set of genitals peppering that gummy husk you pawn off as a body. Seriously, has a woman ever looked at you without immediately turning skyward and erupting like a vomit volcano? Yeah, I didn't ****ing think so. Also, you're adopted and thats awful.

You should watch My Little Pony. Its cool.

Originally posted by ??????
FAILQUOTE

You're a cockold whose wife sleeps with her pokemon instead of you. Upstaged by a Tepig, how are you even a man.

You spelled cuckold wrong.

What a fantastic ****ing deduction, Poirot. Congratulations, you get a merit badge for your kiddy camper sash: The "Easily out-foxed by household utensils" badge. Wear it with pride, then jump off a blimp.

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My math prof once called a particularly unhelpful theorem "less useful than a fetid pile of dingo kidneys" and I am imagining that you share his (British-ish) accent.

I've asked my family about that I've been told no I don't have an accent. Apart from sounding a little posh. I know you guys asked about that.

Also:

A Brit not having an accent is like a Mainer having "more than four teeth"; it's still relative to the beholder.

Also, who is that in the picture?

Its Doakes from Dexter with Moriarty's face.

Ah, no wonder I was clueless. I don't watch either.

YouTube video

LOL

Dexter is fantastic. Well, was. Seen the last episode.