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Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

The cashier at Walmart today said to me "How about that Superbowl game last night?" I felt so lost when I didn't know what the f*ck she was talking about.

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What is a superbowl and why is it so much better than regular bowls?

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Oh, its sports.

Rugby sux though. You should all watch a real sport, like Football.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
The cashier at Walmart today said to me "How about that Superbowl game last night?" I felt so lost when I didn't know what the f*ck she was talking about.
The correct answer would have been "What Superbowl game?"

Cause the Broncos got assbeaten.

Didn't watch, but I picked up that much.

psmith81992 Restricted

It was the biggest ass kicking in a "big game" that I have ever seen.

ares834 Senior Member

Originally posted by Nephthys
Oh, its sports.

Rugby sux though. You should all watch a real sport, like Football.

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Which is why we are talking about the Super Bowl and not crap like soccer.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Soccer is for stupid little babies who believe in puppets and poop in their diapers. Only fagggot Americans play soccer. Real Englishmen play Football and also we came first so **** you go play some American Fagggotball cuz we have dibs.

ares834 Senior Member
Originally posted by Nephthys
Real Englishmen play Football

mmm

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Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite
Originally posted by Nephthys
Soccer is for stupid little babies who believe in puppets and poop in their diapers. Only fagggot Americans play soccer. Real English[b]men play Football and also we came first so **** you go play some American Fagggotball cuz we have dibs. [/B]

Englishmen always come first. You heard it here.

Also, hockey is a real sport, bitches. Ain't no whistlers in hockey, that's for sure. Because they're all missing teeth and possibly parts of their skull.

But really, I still think they should reinstitute grand melees and jousting tournaments. That would be both fun to watch and make money.

psmith81992 Restricted

Originally posted by ares834
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Which is why we are talking about the Super Bowl and not crap like soccer.

Americans are too stupid and ADD to understand soccer/football. That's why the World Cup is infinitely more popular than the Super Bowl and the US will never field a good soccer team.

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(I actually hate Football, but I have to be patriotic)

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Englishmen always come first. You heard it here.

It's true. But hey, we got ours b*tches!

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Neph doesn't support reach-arounds, clearly.

Zampanó The Blind Critic

Neph has the potential to be a very selfish partner in bed.

But his new signature is cool, so I guess I will let him get off once I'm done with him.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by Nephthys
Soccer is for stupid little babies who believe in puppets and poop in their diapers. Only fagggot Americans play soccer. Real English[b]men play Football and also we came first so **** you go play some American Fagggotball cuz we have dibs. [/B]
Actually "soccer" was a term coined by the English.

Intrepid37 Restricted

Anyone got Microsoft Powerpoint which they're willing to send on mail.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

Sure, let me package it first. Do you prefer FedEx or UPS?

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by Intrepid37
Anyone got Microsoft Powerpoint which they're willing to send on mail.
Take off those 90's goggles, it's the future!

Petrus Debonaire Member

So is anyone else here a member of ROTJ Vader's forums?