The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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I don't even know what that is. I think DarthAnt66 invited me to some forums, but I am sick of SW, so I didn't even click the link.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
I don't even know what that is. I think DarthAnt66 invited me to some forums, but I am sick of SW, so I didn't even click the link.

I went to that one, and it's ok, but it's basically the same kind of stuff as here, just more active.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-awesome-theories-that-totally-change-famous-characters/

VERY interesting

None of those are actual theories.

Apart from Joker. I like that one.

Sometimes Cracked editors assign vague titles to articles not intended to be labeled as such by their creators. It's been an ongoing practice for some time. The Joker theory looks pretty legit. My smartphone wouldn't load the second page for any amount of money so I'll have to check those later.

"Ah, Nala ... Your timing couldn't have been more perfect. My how you've grown."

What a badass.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
I don't even know what that is. I think DarthAnt66 invited me to some forums, but I am sick of SW, so I didn't even click the link.

I had a dream last night that the owner of Hersheys chocolate committed suicide because one of their factories in Malaysia collapsed and killed thousands of workers. Woke up around 4:30 and frantically googled Hersheys to confirm that it was just a dream.

I uh... didn't know that I was so emotionally invested in Hersheys Chocolate.

Fatass.

Originally posted by DarthAnt66

Honestly, no offense. The offer was very nice, I'm just entirely out of Star Wars at the moment.

I blame STO.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
I had a dream last night that the owner of Hersheys chocolate committed suicide because one of their factories in Malaysia collapsed and killed thousands of workers. Woke up around 4:30 and frantically googled Hersheys to confirm that it was just a dream.

I uh... didn't know that I was so emotionally invested in Hersheys Chocolate.

I had a dream that evil beings in shadows were possessing people near this farmhouse out in the woods and they were in turn attacking other people. I was leading this family to safety, but the father was turned, and I was trying to get the kids and mother out of the darkness until the sun came up.

No drugs, I swear.

I once had a dream where I died for like 5 full seconds. Just absolute nothing except a kind of horrible pressure in my chest. Most scared I've ever been in my life.

I had a dream that all of you would quit being nerds.

What a nightmare.

The dreams where death is impending are always intense.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I once had a dream where I died for like 5 full seconds. Just absolute nothing except a kind of horrible pressure in my chest. Most scared I've ever been in my life.

Got a stanley steamer while asleep again?

Originally posted by psmith81992
I had a dream that all of you would quit being nerds.
Spoiler:
It's hypocrisy
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
The dreams where death is impending are always intense.

Damn right. I had a lot of those kinds of dreams when I was a kid. I was super young when I had that one. Age 7 or 8. And others, like one where I'm talking to a guy and I realise he's going to kill me, then being unable to run away before he does.

Strange that there's never an escape option with those. I've had one where I'm standing in a line where every other person is being shot in the head, and I'm counting out if I'm going to be one instead of booking it.

One dream where something bad was going to happen (and was quite lucid) I actually willed myself awake to escape.

Hardcore meta there.

Did you get shot?

It's true, you're almost always powerless in dreams for some reason. But I did have a trick to get myself to wake up whenever I started to like, wet the bed or if a dream got too uncomfortable. I would force myself into a different dream where I'm falling, then I'd wake up when I hit the ground.

But the thing is, thats how I had that first dream I told you guys about. I initiated that dream but this time when I hit the ground I didn't wake up. I kept going and 'died'. Needless to say, I did not try that trick again. In retrospect, forcing myself to imagine myself dying over and over in order to stop wetting the bed wasn't too smart and probably led to that dream in the end.

What anime is your signature from?