The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Eminence3,287 pages

Okay, I just copy/pasted a passage from A Feast for Crows into the thing and it spat out Ursula K. Le Guin.

Yeah, I've gotten James Joyce results from submitting passages from Arthur C. Clarke books.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Nai, I want quan to be given the Ned Stark treatment. Instead, you link me to an old debate the two of you had? I want this shit in real time, bro.

Do not fail me.

What you want is non of my concerns. Especially not, when you want to place me into the position of Joffrey Baratheon. A role more fitting for yourself, don't you think so?

@DS

Originally posted by psmith81992
They were incredibly undisciplined in the back.

Yeah. Still...


I was surprised Germany was so mediocre in the middle. Klose was at the right place and time for that goal.

Mostly Lahm's fault, as I see it. And yes. Klose was at the right place, but that is his job.

I fully expect Germany and Netherlands in the final. I also expect Germany to crush the US because it's essentially a must win game.

Technically, you're correct. But then, there is no other team better suited to play versus Germany, given that they have two former German headcoaches on the side. So at least some Germans will win there.

You and Joff do share a certain charm.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
You and Joff do share a certain charm.

I'm actually more the Tyrion type. Well-read, filthy rich, murderous when tempted.

And you share more than one character trait with Joffrey. He could be modeled after you, if he were a little more funny, a little less cruel and would have a little more sex. But then, nailing "sex workers" to wooden structures isn't out of the question in the Bible Belt, is it?

Technically, you're correct. But then, there is no other team better suited to play versus Germany, given that they have two former German headcoaches on the side. So at least some Germans will win there.

Lol yes no matter what, a German will win. It's hard enough to play Germany without Altidore. It's a whole different ballgame when Germany is facing a must win.

Football is so boring, man. I don't understand how people can enjoy it.

Coming from a foreigner, this is shocking. Soccer is the best sport in the world. It features 90 minutes of sick athleticism, nonstop action, and oscar winning dives. It has it all.

It's 90 minutes of dudes running around a field. How is that exciting? Oh man, now they're running towards a different side of the field. Yawn.

Originally posted by Nephthys
It's 90 minutes of dudes running around a field. How is that exciting? Oh man, now they're running towards a different side of the field. Yawn.

That's an unfair trivialization. You can summarize just about anything so simply.

Originally posted by The Renegade
That's an unfair trivialization. You can summarize just about anything so simply.
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I don't like soccer but I don't hate on people who do.

I'm not hating on those who do, I'm just saying that I really don't get it.

fight me irl then

I'd rather **** you irl.

Originally posted by NemeBro
fight me irl then

You really want to mess up his mouth beforehand?

NemeBro probably cranks it out to some wack-ass porn.

What do you mean little buddy?

You know.

Or rather, what do you mean by wack-ass?