The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

All I did was quote it. I am being voted on too

ATM the tops for me are Gideon the withered one, Neph, and S66. Beni's right up there though.

Man, ME3 really ****ed up Cerberus. Watching a livestream atm and the guy is ripping them apart.

Eh, I don't like the direction BioWare took with the Illusive Man, among other things, in ME3.

They really screwed all sense of moral ambiguity or greater good or pragmatism and made them flat stupid evil baddies. Also they really overused them to a ridiculous extent. Cerberus was practically the real villains of ME3.

Kai Lang.

F*ck. Kai. Lang.

**** him so hard his mangina comes spewing out his bishie boy mouth.

Kai Lang was l337

The current theory is that Kai Lang produces a stupid field that made Cerberus into a generic goonsquad.

I'm about to play 1 and 2 but couldn't they have come up with a better title than "Illusive man"?

What about "Hard to find guy"?

That's better.

Saren, Sovereign and Harbinger are pretty awesome villains for the first 2 games tho.

Don't ruin it for me although I've done all the wikipedia on these characters. I still don't know which ending is canon in ME3. Doesn't seem like there's a consensus.

Are you new to BioWare games? Canon isn't a thing.

Theres no canon ending for ME3. Which one did you choose anyway?

Also those guys were all brought up in ME3 at certain points so you should already know of them.

Harbinger was awesome. Dude was way underused in 3.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Theres no canon ending for ME3. Which one did you choose anyway?

Also those guys were all brought up in ME3 at certain points so you should already know of them.

I chose synthesis because that seemed like achieving perfection. Then I saw videos for all of the rest. They were all good except for the one where you refuse everything, and the Reapers win. Kinda stupid of Shepard to choose that. And I've read as much as I can about indoctrination theory but it seems Bioware put a rest to that or something. Meanwhile, German's and their silly lederhosen!

YouTube video

The Refusal ending was a pretty hefty middle finger to the people who disliked all the choices at the end.

Synthesis made no sense.
Control went against the major theme of the game and logic.
Refuse was lulz worthy, but also made the game completely pointless.

Of course I went with Destroy.