The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Did you guys hear that Philip Seymour Hoffman died?

NemeBro Senior Member

Who?

NewGuy01 perpetual

Robin Williams died last night as well.

Tzeentch #gottem

Originally posted by NemeBro
Why is it that every time you relate to a main character you hate them?

Also Hiccup is objectively the most competent viking in the film.

Because my Caucasian skin is the root of my self-loathing.

Originally posted by NewGuy01
Robin Williams died last night as well.

Michael Jackson died recently.

NemeBro Senior Member

Have you heard? Orson Welles died.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by NewGuy01
Robin Williams died last night as well.
Who?

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Michael Jackson died recently.
I heard. He was an amazing basketball player.

Emperordmb LSDMB

Did you guys hear? Abraham Lincoln was assassinated!!!

NemeBro Senior Member

I just found out Gaius Julius Caesar was stabbed in the senate house!

Emperordmb LSDMB

HOLY **** GUYS!!!!

CAIN KILLED ABEL!!!!!!!!!

DarthAnt66 DarthAnt66

My step-dad died.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
My step-dad died.
The coroner ruled it as a suicide by disappointment.

Tzeentch #gottem

Jesus. haermm

NemeBro Senior Member

He die too?

Tzeentch #gottem

Jesus will never die, so long as my hatred for brown people, gays and women burns strong.

NemeBro Senior Member

What about gay brown people? Does the gay and brown cancel each other out?

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by NemeBro
What about gay brown people? Does the gay and brown cancel each other out?
Only when they're men.

NemeBro Senior Member

Women aren't people, hence their exclusion.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Gay white women can cancel out the gay and brown in men. Strap ons are designed for excavating brown, and no queerosexual can resist a woman pounding his ass.

The lesbian, alas, is doomed to carpet cleaning.

Emperordmb LSDMB

Damn!!! This topic took a very sudden turn.

Nalaniel Senior Member

This thread is pretty weird sometimes. 😮